Ozzy, Hogan...*cracks fingers* alright who's next?

Two of my daughters came across a photo of condoms. One of them said they were ketchup packets, the other said they were those moisture packets you get inside shoes. It's good to know that innocence is still a thing.

When I'm out and about for walks I like to play a little game I like to call 'Dead Bird or Poop Bag'.

The aim is to guess what it is before you get close to it. It's fun, highly recommend.

It's always Sunset, but never Sunbyebye.

Weird question, do people who believe in A God eat deviled eggs?

Walked by a couple on the way home from the store, the guy was tall, tanned, tattooed and had a blonde soul patch and I just said into myself "THAT GUY FAWKS"

What is the best way to bring the word "Nards" back? Asking for a friend.

I'll never know what it will be like to really need to shit at a church service and it shows.

New video idea: A YouTube Movie reaction channel but only focusing on background actors.