ElectricEntity
@electricentity.bsky.social
In law school | Leftist | Videogames/trophy hunting | NFL, NBA, MLB fan
Liberals unironically believe this
April 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Liberals unironically believe this
I can't believe the poor little innocent humanitarian middle eastern democracy, Israel, is airstriking Syria. This must be some sort of mistake, as it is utterly inconsistent with Israel's behavioral history.
February 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I can't believe the poor little innocent humanitarian middle eastern democracy, Israel, is airstriking Syria. This must be some sort of mistake, as it is utterly inconsistent with Israel's behavioral history.
Me when I see the exam questions
76 year old Democratic congressman John Larson suffers medical episode while speaking on the House floor, freezing for nearly a minute.
February 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Me when I see the exam questions
Me when I get a 7 day Reddit ban for wishing death upon Rupert Murdoch:
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Me when I get a 7 day Reddit ban for wishing death upon Rupert Murdoch:
Instructor asks if there are any other questions.
No one says anything for a few seconds.
Instructor is about to dismiss class.
Random person: "Yeah, I have a question."
Fuck you.
No one says anything for a few seconds.
Instructor is about to dismiss class.
Random person: "Yeah, I have a question."
Fuck you.
January 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Instructor asks if there are any other questions.
No one says anything for a few seconds.
Instructor is about to dismiss class.
Random person: "Yeah, I have a question."
Fuck you.
No one says anything for a few seconds.
Instructor is about to dismiss class.
Random person: "Yeah, I have a question."
Fuck you.
Anyone who tells you socialism is when society collectively owns the means of production is lying to you. Socialism is actually when no house and no phone, as written in Das Kapital.
January 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Anyone who tells you socialism is when society collectively owns the means of production is lying to you. Socialism is actually when no house and no phone, as written in Das Kapital.
I knew something was off when I saw Elon Musk walking down the street with a Nazi armband reading Mein Kampf last year. Just couldn't put my finger on it.
January 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I knew something was off when I saw Elon Musk walking down the street with a Nazi armband reading Mein Kampf last year. Just couldn't put my finger on it.
I'm going to cross the border illegally.
To all federal agents: I am broadcasting my intent to commit a federal offense. Operate accordingly.
To all federal agents: I am broadcasting my intent to commit a federal offense. Operate accordingly.
January 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm going to cross the border illegally.
To all federal agents: I am broadcasting my intent to commit a federal offense. Operate accordingly.
To all federal agents: I am broadcasting my intent to commit a federal offense. Operate accordingly.
This guy in my class talking about the Navy really just said "it's a bunch of seamen on really hard, long vessels" unironically.
January 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This guy in my class talking about the Navy really just said "it's a bunch of seamen on really hard, long vessels" unironically.
Waiting for Trump to threaten to annex Puerto Rico
January 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Waiting for Trump to threaten to annex Puerto Rico
The audacity of the Republican Party to use red, the color of revolutionaries, for their chud agenda of neoliberalism and social conservatism
January 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The audacity of the Republican Party to use red, the color of revolutionaries, for their chud agenda of neoliberalism and social conservatism
Trump can't annex Greenland if I annex it first.
January 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump can't annex Greenland if I annex it first.
My new year's resolution is to have the FBI start a file on me.
January 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
My new year's resolution is to have the FBI start a file on me.
I want to wish a select few of you a Happy New Year. Most of you do not fall into this category.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I want to wish a select few of you a Happy New Year. Most of you do not fall into this category.
I wanna argue with someone. Someone say something mean to me.
December 26, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I wanna argue with someone. Someone say something mean to me.
I would run for Congress, but I'm not ancient or cancer-ridden, so I don't think I'm qualified.
December 26, 2024 at 7:39 AM
I would run for Congress, but I'm not ancient or cancer-ridden, so I don't think I'm qualified.
Making Canada the 51st state is ridiculous.
Everyone knows that you'd have to make Anglophone and Francophone Canada 2 different states
Everyone knows that you'd have to make Anglophone and Francophone Canada 2 different states
December 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Making Canada the 51st state is ridiculous.
Everyone knows that you'd have to make Anglophone and Francophone Canada 2 different states
Everyone knows that you'd have to make Anglophone and Francophone Canada 2 different states
Read that part in the Absolute Batman comic where Batman chopped off a guy's hand with an axe and was like, "Hell yeah."
December 26, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Read that part in the Absolute Batman comic where Batman chopped off a guy's hand with an axe and was like, "Hell yeah."
Hold up, let me try being a liberal Twitter/Bluesky influencer, seems pretty easy:
"Um, Trump wants to spend American tax dollars buying Greenland? Are we sure President Elon is gonna let him spend so irresponsibly? 😂🤣🤣"
A few thousand more of these tweets and fascism will finally be defeated.
"Um, Trump wants to spend American tax dollars buying Greenland? Are we sure President Elon is gonna let him spend so irresponsibly? 😂🤣🤣"
A few thousand more of these tweets and fascism will finally be defeated.
December 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Hold up, let me try being a liberal Twitter/Bluesky influencer, seems pretty easy:
"Um, Trump wants to spend American tax dollars buying Greenland? Are we sure President Elon is gonna let him spend so irresponsibly? 😂🤣🤣"
A few thousand more of these tweets and fascism will finally be defeated.
"Um, Trump wants to spend American tax dollars buying Greenland? Are we sure President Elon is gonna let him spend so irresponsibly? 😂🤣🤣"
A few thousand more of these tweets and fascism will finally be defeated.
I could probably beat Wemby 1 on 1. Sure, I've got a minor height disadvantage, but I've got heart.
December 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I could probably beat Wemby 1 on 1. Sure, I've got a minor height disadvantage, but I've got heart.
I'm gonna start a podcast podcast where I talk about other podcasts.
December 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I'm gonna start a podcast podcast where I talk about other podcasts.
Google "shareholder primacy" and feel as angry as I did this semester in Corporations class
December 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Google "shareholder primacy" and feel as angry as I did this semester in Corporations class
A subreddit I frequent banned me because they took my sarcastic comment literally. This is not annoying to me in any way.
December 18, 2024 at 6:53 PM
A subreddit I frequent banned me because they took my sarcastic comment literally. This is not annoying to me in any way.
"I dare say, I saw another poor eyeing me on the street...disdainfully. Please arrest this person immediately."
New York Considering Special Hotline 'Just for CEOs' to Report Alleged Threats to Their Safety After Brian Thompson Killing
New York Governor Kathy Hochul is also meeting with 175 corporate representatives, counterterrorism officials and Homeland Security to ensure "state resources" are "focused on being supportive, sharin...
www.latintimes.com
December 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
"I dare say, I saw another poor eyeing me on the street...disdainfully. Please arrest this person immediately."
Ima be honest with you guys.
I don't care about the NBA Cup final.
I don't care about the NBA Cup final.
December 17, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Ima be honest with you guys.
I don't care about the NBA Cup final.
I don't care about the NBA Cup final.