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@eldumbass.bsky.social
A stoned dumbass looking to doomscroll his way through life, I force AI to make shitty music out of my dumb lyrics because I lack artistic integrity.

https://open.spotify.com/artist/3c7LSjIdaHMvpg2LTerbLo?si=EKXHFgucQUeMwme6RIuatA
I fixed CM Punk's entrance from smackdown the other night.
#wwe #cmpunk #wrestling #meme
youtu.be/Fk1YbRrAhek
CM Punk is pretty fly for a white guy!
YouTube video by Hobo Films
youtu.be
July 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Cars should have a small microwave.
June 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The west Aus with a gift for us all.
May 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Would Tigger be a fast paced rapper like Tech n9ne or a more melodic rapper like 50 cent?
#hiphop #tigger #winniethepooh
May 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
May 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I wish we could detach our limbs so we don't have to feel them when they hurt.
May 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Does anyone that works for #coles know what it means when your store gets focus grouped?
May 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
May 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, fuck off.

How'd you fuck up so badly mate?
May 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I wrote a poem.

#RFK #poem
April 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
April 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
@albomp.bsky.social that Liberal Party diss track is AI generated.
April 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
@paulkarp.bsky.social that Liberal party diss track is an AI generated song.
April 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
So that diss track the Liberal party released was an AI generated track.

#Australianelection #liberalparty
April 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I started actively not participating in reality for the last year and a half, if reality doesn't want to behave, I want nothing to do with it.
April 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
February 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
February 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Did America forget the last line of their national anthem?

The land of the free and the home of the brave!

Neither of which you are.
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You ever get so excited to smoke weed, that you give your bong a cheeky little kiss?
January 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
January 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
January 14, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Hippopaganda
January 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Cocaine better get cheaper if we're going back to the 80s
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
1 year ago I lost my best friend of 15 years, I miss you more everyday Chi-sberger (Cheeseburger).
January 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM