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eldritchaub
@eldritchaub.bsky.social
19 She/They transfem puppygirl

I like metalcore
they should replace security at airports with a basic manners quiz istg
March 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i put in way too much effort to look insanely pretty for people to still call me a guy. like just admit that you think im hot as fuck for once
February 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
me and my girlfriend got into an arguemtn today and she ended up shooting me and im currently paralysed from the waist downby the way have you listened to bullet for myvalentine
February 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God i need to stuff him so bad
February 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
'hmmm i feel like running hot water right now...' - my parents as soon as i enter the shower
January 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Silent Planet meditation sesh went hard as fuck

More bands need to do that like guys how bout we all just chill out for a couple minutes im tired
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they call me vegan hannibal because of the way i eat out fruits
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My puppygirl just mauled a toddler to death for crying too loudly and now i have to put her down
January 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
damn girl are you a homosexual asshole doctor addicted to vicodin? because you're my home 😳
January 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
will the real miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips please stand up
January 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Whenever i hear the phrase “its a dog eat dog world” i get so hard thinking abouy lesbian puppygirl sex i pass out
January 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“You’re not a puppy!” Well why do i have a ‘tail’bone if im not a cute little puppy wagging my tail for mommy? Hmmmm? Exactly.
December 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Hope everyone has the best holiday! Especially very good puppy girls who like being called mommy's pretty girls 🥰
December 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
scientists have created a new technology called 'the internet'. it allows one to be a hopeless lesbian at all hours of the day, wherever they are, with someone thousands of miles away.
December 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Comfort. 😌
December 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
new silent planet somehow making me pissed and horny at the same time?
December 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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i don't really think throwing glass in a stone house is all that much better
December 11, 2024 at 7:53 AM
straight up bouncing and moaning on 'it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My pogo stick.
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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I love love so much 😭 🏳️‍🌈
December 8, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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❌ not wearing goggles
❌ not wearing gloves
❌ hair is not tied up to prevent contamination
her ass is NOT lab safe ‼️‼️‼️
December 7, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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The feminine urge to stay home and snuggle and be warm and comfy is driving me crazy in this capitalist environment
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 AM
i have blocked sinuses and i must sneeze
December 5, 2024 at 10:44 PM
why do migraines make me want to listen to the most mind-numbingly heavy metal?
December 5, 2024 at 2:15 PM
to any cis men struggling to get a girlfriend, i have one simple life hack for you:
a green oval shaped tablet with a number 6 on it
Alt: HRT
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM