Gotta say . I look good when I get wet!

Thick thigh Thursday?is it Wednesday? Oh well. Have this candid photo of me in the changing room at planet fitness.

Ugh... Anatomy.. oh well a nice good soak will make me forget about the persistent horrors.

Tweaker on the bus with a stick "YOU GOTTA LIKE THE SHIT TO FUCK WITH THE SHIT!!"
Me, "ay, we got tweaker shaman over here!"

Last night I had a dream, that Snoop Dogg, Bob marley, and Jesus Christ we're in a three-way street fight and a dirty alleyway to prove whose day it truly was today. Snoop Dogg could blow on his pipe and some in Martha Stewart... 😂

I love Messing with scammers.

BE NOT AFRAID!!!!

This tweaker was just down here on 3rd avenue holding his fist up in righteousness.... So I shouted" YEAH!! KILL ALL HUMANS!!!" .. he just answers with "HELL YEAH!!!"🤣

We need an American girl doll that grew up to be Glenn Close in the Deliverance.

Super great.

And this is why I'm never invited to colonizer day. 💁😂🤣

The fact that I have to be awake this early is proof that we are dead... And this is hell.

Life is nothing but an agonizing free-fall into death, devoid of any hope. There’s no reason, there’s no plan… We are, all of us, utterly alone.

Pluto is officially in Aquarius. It's bout to get ugly as fuck. ♒💀

Newest addition to the statement wall. Primitive folk art pumpkin plates.

I feel seen.. those who see me rarely live to tell of it.

The statement wall is slowly coming along.

"your skin is so perfect.. what's your secret"
Me ...

I'm pretty sure I accidently just threatened to sex traffic my republican coworker. He said he was thinking of donating his entire paycheck to the Trump (derogatory) campaign. I said " the only thing you're donating is your asshole to a bag of dicks tonight, after I'm done with you. " 💁