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Eldred
@eldred.bsky.social
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I showed you my cheese, please respond
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If spiders are so cool then why are they hanging out with me in my room
September 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Call that a ketardaise sauce and sell it on Etsy as an artisanal mix
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Yzma Peasants GIF
ALT: Yzma Peasants GIF
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September 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Yeah you're a weirdo and should be publicly ostracized for this recipe
Can you bring me some
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Yeah I couldn't believe this guy was just into ladies
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Stop huffing my nitrous, stuff's expensive
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Das right bby I'm right here selling footlongs for two whole dollars, open for business
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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:)
August 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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a monkey says i want a divorce in a blurry image
ALT: a monkey says i want a divorce in a blurry image
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August 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Agreed, that was probably Pixar's weakest franchise
August 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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You can't understand true fan art transcends the message of the original media
August 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Pro-pain accessories
August 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I told you to stop drinking my bottles of hydrochloric acid :<
August 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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My man on the jigsaw puzzle diet
August 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I'm so glad I could have been an inspiration for such poetry
July 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I can't wait to see your new true self (It's an evil version of your opossum that looks like it was designed by VivziePop)
July 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM