You've heard of elf on the shelf.
But have you heard of penile on the tile?

OK, I'll leave now. 🙂

I'll let you at Eldin a second time ;)

Guess what gays! one year closer to Gay Death! :D

Guess what bitches?
I'm closer to gay death :)

Look you can't be doing this to me

Comm of Eldin from @tavros.bsky.social He turned lookin so damn delicious. Thank you once again for the amazing work!! 😍😁

Hi! I'm Eldin, Horniest mystical goat-man this side of the Feywild. Welcome in, have a drink, chat it up, and don't be surprised when the fornicating starts, you know why you're here💜😈