The Dining Room
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“They’ll never know what it should look like, they’ll only know what it does look like”
- Fern, Junior Bake Off, 2021
- Fern, Junior Bake Off, 2021
Can confirm that TikTok’s late move to Wetherspoons has collapsed due to her frankly mental wage demands (and Tim Martin just generally being a massive bell) so she will be staying at The Dining Room and is expected to be in the FOH squad on Friday evening #DeadlineDay
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can confirm that TikTok’s late move to Wetherspoons has collapsed due to her frankly mental wage demands (and Tim Martin just generally being a massive bell) so she will be staying at The Dining Room and is expected to be in the FOH squad on Friday evening #DeadlineDay
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Impudence rides side saddle with anonymity - A lady cowboy lady on 1923
June 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Impudence rides side saddle with anonymity - A lady cowboy lady on 1923
Well deserved for the job he’s done at Newcastle.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well deserved for the job he’s done at Newcastle.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
You’re a beautiful little tinker whoever you are xxx
April 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You’re a beautiful little tinker whoever you are xxx
“No dickhead, the importer is responsible for paying the tariff on imported goods. So they just pass the tariff on to the consumer in the form of higher prices you Wotsit bothering fuckwit”
April 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“No dickhead, the importer is responsible for paying the tariff on imported goods. So they just pass the tariff on to the consumer in the form of higher prices you Wotsit bothering fuckwit”
Bloody foreigners.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Bloody foreigners.
As a shrewd restaurantist this morning I imposed a tariff on myself to get the wine list moving and pay for all my excellent businessing 📈🍷
April 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
As a shrewd restaurantist this morning I imposed a tariff on myself to get the wine list moving and pay for all my excellent businessing 📈🍷
Off to fracture clinic to see if I can take the boot off that I’ve definitely been wearing for 2 months 😬
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Off to fracture clinic to see if I can take the boot off that I’ve definitely been wearing for 2 months 😬
Proper basic to take the piss out of people based on their looks, but, just to clarify… does Trump think he looks better in real life?!?
March 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Proper basic to take the piss out of people based on their looks, but, just to clarify… does Trump think he looks better in real life?!?
These lovely folk are in again soon and Meg has just asked if she has got time to train to be a Somalia by then. Somalia.
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
These lovely folk are in again soon and Meg has just asked if she has got time to train to be a Somalia by then. Somalia.
Not a day goes by that I don’t think about my old day dot dispenser 😔
March 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not a day goes by that I don’t think about my old day dot dispenser 😔
Our last #WorldBookDay before they got all cool and teenage and “Stop being weird daddy” 😔
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Our last #WorldBookDay before they got all cool and teenage and “Stop being weird daddy” 😔
The daughters have returned from school. It appears I have work to do. #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The daughters have returned from school. It appears I have work to do. #ValentinesDay
Fruitella Three Ways.
February 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Fruitella Three Ways.
New Year’s resolution was to be better organised than last year. So got the young icing the Christmas cake. From last year.
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January 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
New Year’s resolution was to be better organised than last year. So got the young icing the Christmas cake. From last year.
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Building A Bowling Alley In My Kitchen Day 17: New oven arrived 💅
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January 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Building A Bowling Alley In My Kitchen Day 17: New oven arrived 💅
Be sure to like and subscribe below 👇
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Anyone got any street punks or bodies they need to deal with before my new kitchen turns up?
January 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Anyone got any street punks or bodies they need to deal with before my new kitchen turns up?
That #10YearChallenge trend from the 2017’s just popped up on my The Facebook memories and I honestly reckon either pic could have been taken yesterday
January 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That #10YearChallenge trend from the 2017’s just popped up on my The Facebook memories and I honestly reckon either pic could have been taken yesterday
Bet your kid’s inheritance on Big Kenny Lockhart being the new Bond by the way.
January 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bet your kid’s inheritance on Big Kenny Lockhart being the new Bond by the way.
Ok. So yeah. It’s shite, but the Macy Gray bit then 😘👌
January 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ok. So yeah. It’s shite, but the Macy Gray bit then 😘👌
Incredible to think I now have two back up careers, and they’re both modelling 😘
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Incredible to think I now have two back up careers, and they’re both modelling 😘