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Curtis Spears
@eldestructo83.bsky.social
I just want to paint my minis, watch my wrestling, and read my comics.
The Sausage King of podcasts
AL THESE KIDS WITH THEIR AVOCADO TOAST AND THEIR IPHONES!!!

HOW DARE THESE KIDS NOT BUY THE NEW IPHONE?!?!?

Repeat cycle forever till the heatdeath of the planet.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Overtime has tuckered him right out… #puglife @chiefs.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I want to enter my “slutty little silk robe” era.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Well that wasn’t my favorite @realgdt.bsky.social movie… But GOD DAMN it was close!!! #frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?

To this day I’d beat Stripe’s ass ON SIGHT. The only time my Dad would let me cuss as a tiny kid was when I’d say “FUCK STRIPE!”

I’d boot his little green ass into a woodchipper and hit “turbo.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I hope the Oompa Loompa lady is doing ok.

EDIT: i just found her on ig and shes doing AWESOME!
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Waiting for our green beans, Ma… #puglife
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
11 years ago today Donna and I met for the first time. Our first real date. Stopped at Hooters in Loveland on the way back from DIA. She wanted to get Hooters shirts and I wanted to watch game 3 of the Royals/Giants world series. She was too nervous to eat and I was so nervous I ate everything. 😂🤣😂
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You ever seen something so sweet in your whole god damn life? #puglife
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’m so ready for season 3!!! #BloodBowl
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Unc af and also chopped.
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This shit makes me so happy y’all.
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well fam, it finally happened. I didn’t think it would happen so soon, BUT… someone donated a sex toy to my charity shop.
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Drop some WEAPONS ⚔️🔫💣
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I forgot to post this the other day. Found a first ed #TheDeadZone at a local charity shop for a pound! So excited!!! @stephenking.bsky.social #stephenking
October 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me and the boy @sipsyjp.bsky.social saw @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social last night and it made us CHUFFED! #Drem was well worth the wait!
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about this movie lately. War everywhere. Immigrants demonized. The world dying in an apocalypse so slow and stupid that everyone still has to go to work as society decays around them.
I Wonder why…
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
NOOOOOO 😂🤣😂
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone turned 11 today! Our family was completed the day we got you Teddy.
Adopt, Don’t Shop!
#puglife
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM