@elderservant.bsky.social
As it should be.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As it should be.
Always an excellent plan.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Always an excellent plan.
It’s just part of the 21st century malady, a complete lack of manners combined with an overwhelming sense of entitlement.
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s just part of the 21st century malady, a complete lack of manners combined with an overwhelming sense of entitlement.
All that time in the gym and at ballet paying off.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
All that time in the gym and at ballet paying off.
12 years - still newlyweds.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
12 years - still newlyweds.
Did you have your nurse's permission to preside today?
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Did you have your nurse's permission to preside today?
So if the nurse tells you to stay in bed, do it. You aren’t indispensable to your congregation; you are indispensable to your nurse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So if the nurse tells you to stay in bed, do it. You aren’t indispensable to your congregation; you are indispensable to your nurse.
Nice undies. Too bad they don't come in my size.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nice undies. Too bad they don't come in my size.
Can never have too many overcoats.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Can never have too many overcoats.
Poor thing, he must be exhausted.
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Poor thing, he must be exhausted.
No, they are entirely superfluous when you're wearing a diaper.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No, they are entirely superfluous when you're wearing a diaper.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Yes, and I don't even like green.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yes, and I don't even like green.
You mean it doesn't?
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You mean it doesn't?
Such a happy face.
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Such a happy face.
Cocks are blind. They can’t tell the gender of the mouth they’re in.
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cocks are blind. They can’t tell the gender of the mouth they’re in.
Maybe James should have told you that Chester ate it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Maybe James should have told you that Chester ate it.
And they accomplished that while the city was being led by someone Trump considered a terrible mayor. Goes to show what Trump knows - very little.
October 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
And they accomplished that while the city was being led by someone Trump considered a terrible mayor. Goes to show what Trump knows - very little.
The first year is the hardest I'm sure. Downhill from there.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The first year is the hardest I'm sure. Downhill from there.
When I was in my 20's and working in a large office, some of the other guys tried to get me to join some of their sporting activities. There is not an athletic bone in my body. The guy who wanted me toplay baseball broke his finger. The guy who wanted me to try curling - broke his collar bone.
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When I was in my 20's and working in a large office, some of the other guys tried to get me to join some of their sporting activities. There is not an athletic bone in my body. The guy who wanted me toplay baseball broke his finger. The guy who wanted me to try curling - broke his collar bone.
Exercise cannot replace missing cartilage. Once gone, it’s gone forever.
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Exercise cannot replace missing cartilage. Once gone, it’s gone forever.
No better time minder. Unlike a watch Chester can sense need to chill.
October 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
No better time minder. Unlike a watch Chester can sense need to chill.
May I ask a question Professor Chester?
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
May I ask a question Professor Chester?
Shouldn’t it go BONG instead of SQUEAK?
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Shouldn’t it go BONG instead of SQUEAK?