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Elder Mutant
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Mostly just live posting The Last Drive In. Also ghosts.
I said “Do. NOT. GO. INTO… THE… WOODS!!!”

#TheLastDriveln #MutantFam #Woods
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
“I said Do. NOT. TORTURE… A… DUCKLING!!!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Dont
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Which song would you rather be beaten up to? #TheLastDriveIn
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If someone doesn’t yell back “Polo!” soon, I’m gonna lose it. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveln #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Based on the sound cue here it’s safe to assume one of these people, or the motorcycle, is bionic. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In Soviet Russia, MacGuffin chase you!

#MuteWitness #TheLastDriveIn
October 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Certainly I’m not the only one who skipped past #MuteWitness at the video store a thousand times because the box art is kinda lame. Turns out I’ve been missing g out for 30 years.

Someone should make an idiom about that and never tell me what it is.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Frankly it’s always bugged me that so many werewolves are running around killing folks when they could be using their gifts to dunk more basketballs. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #DogSoldiers #MutantFam #GiveMeAKegOfBeer #AndThese #Twinkies
July 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
July 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Is there a more posted image/video of a tv counting down a tv than this? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“He woulda known there was a giant spider in this cave so he would pretend to be a skeleton so he could keep warm and safe…” #TheLastDriveIn #EarthVsTheSpider
June 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For a moment I thought he was telling us the story of the last movie. #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn
April 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ready for the #Intuder / Chopping Mall mashup featuring these supermarket robots. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
How much did Hamilton Beach pay for that product placement? #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn
April 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
April 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What do you mean grocery carts don’t have a point of view? #TheLastDriveIn #Intruder
April 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The only countdown that matters.

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM