I can't be the only one with leftover coquito from Thanksgiving.

I also can't be the only one drinking it and playing Fortnite at the same damn time. I'm -4 kills this round.

While wrestling with my little monsters (a.k.a. my daughters), they suddenly started chomping on me like I was a human chew toy. All I could think was:

“Nubblelinas used “Nibble the Nubbins!” It’s super effective!”

Zero chance of surviving that battle.

The new Fortnite season leans into the cliche “things Japan is known for”—samurai, Godzilla, etc. BUT they clutched it w cherry blossoms, Zen gardens, and snow-capped mountains. The countryside vibes are so good I’m ready to book a flight back to Japan… banana suit ragers & all.

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

And just like that, the loner balloon girl and the balloon guy with a heart of gold find themselves navigating a relationship neither of them expected. 🎈✨ Safe to say, they might just hit it off. What do you think? Could this be a thing? 💭
6/7

I’m Jon, Elder Elo’s founder, I’m also a:
• Marine & Air Force vet
• Mental health advocate
• Happy dad of baby girls
• Business owner
• FPS enthusiast
• Level 1 Meditation mage
• Certified Goofball
• Friendship hunter
• Weirdest storyteller

Hoping this dream works! 💙

I love these FPS legends. Each one of them brings back memories of clutch plays, wild campaigns, and endless multiplayer chaos. From iconic one-liners to unforgettable moments, this lineup will always be legendary. #gaming

Thanksgiving tips:

1-800-KRAFT – For mac & cheese that saves the day.
1-800-JIFFY – When your cornbread doubles as a weapon.
1-800-PILLSBURY – For when the only thing rising is your stress level.
1-800-SARALEE – Because cheesecake fixes everything.

Calories don’t count today!

Decided to make some friends, so I downloaded Bumble for Friends—or so I thought. Turns out it was the dating app because they look the same. Fast forward $3k, a divorce, a new marriage, & two chaotic months later, & now I’m ‘best friends’ w a woman from Liechtenstein. Worth it?

Still grinding that 15-hit combo in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo where Akuma violently twerks on his opponent and sends them straight into the shadow realm.

One day I'll make you proud dad. #gaming #thanksgivingday

ASSISTANCE REQUESTED!!

It would be more comfortable if these feet could breathe.

Alles heeft een reden….😒

VR headset on, Tesla in full self-driving mode… and the kicker? I’m still at home on the couch.

Wait..Wouldn’t it just be easier to clone myself?

Ima check for black Friday sales for cloning brb

Broo 12/06/24 can’t come fast enough. I’m ready to ditch reality and live in Marvel Rivals. Anyone else planning their superhero debut? #gaming

Ok so first time here, just getting some feelers. Quick question..

If you could replace your toes with anything, what would you choose and why?