@eldercleavage.bsky.social
It's unbelievable to me there's anyone left willing to buy Baby Donnie's latest "That's what I call racism now #37" CD, and yet, *somehow*...
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's unbelievable to me there's anyone left willing to buy Baby Donnie's latest "That's what I call racism now #37" CD, and yet, *somehow*...
Just posted this elsewhere, but look at the expressions on Helen and Sam's faces:
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just posted this elsewhere, but look at the expressions on Helen and Sam's faces:
Helen Thomas could have physically beat his ass:
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Helen Thomas could have physically beat his ass:
"Zachary Taylor Succumbs."
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Zachary Taylor Succumbs."
Take some solace the concept of "Smell-o-vision" never came to pass...
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Take some solace the concept of "Smell-o-vision" never came to pass...
Surprised he didn't respond "Who?".
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Surprised he didn't respond "Who?".
"The Somiliers, grotesque people. Every bottle of wine that comes to the table, a lot of people don't know this, they TOUCH them. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Today's EO ends that FOUL PRACTICE in our GREAT NATION. (unintelligible) Petey? Petey? Make another boat go "boom" for me! (gurgling sound, snoring.)"
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"The Somiliers, grotesque people. Every bottle of wine that comes to the table, a lot of people don't know this, they TOUCH them. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Today's EO ends that FOUL PRACTICE in our GREAT NATION. (unintelligible) Petey? Petey? Make another boat go "boom" for me! (gurgling sound, snoring.)"
And cities with populations over 30,000...
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
And cities with populations over 30,000...
Translation: "This attacker did not fit the profile needed to declare Martial Law, so we're putting more American lives in danger hoping for "next time"."
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Translation: "This attacker did not fit the profile needed to declare Martial Law, so we're putting more American lives in danger hoping for "next time"."
Great Choice.
(Although still weird he was in the movie "Tuff Turf" with Downey Jr. as his drummer...)
(Although still weird he was in the movie "Tuff Turf" with Downey Jr. as his drummer...)
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Great Choice.
(Although still weird he was in the movie "Tuff Turf" with Downey Jr. as his drummer...)
(Although still weird he was in the movie "Tuff Turf" with Downey Jr. as his drummer...)
Maybe Lita should change the lyrics to "Close *your* eyes forever".
(No re-duet with Ozzy, sadly. )
(No re-duet with Ozzy, sadly. )
a close up of a man 's face with a woman 's head in the background
Alt: Lita Ford and Ozzy. 'Nuff said!
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Maybe Lita should change the lyrics to "Close *your* eyes forever".
(No re-duet with Ozzy, sadly. )
(No re-duet with Ozzy, sadly. )
Congestive Heart Failure Face
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Congestive Heart Failure Face
Forgot the "h".
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Forgot the "h".
To quote Mork from Ork:
"Humor, ah, ah."
Or, if you prefer: "/s"
"Humor, ah, ah."
Or, if you prefer: "/s"
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
To quote Mork from Ork:
"Humor, ah, ah."
Or, if you prefer: "/s"
"Humor, ah, ah."
Or, if you prefer: "/s"
"I'll have a concept of a response to provide you in about two weeks..."
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"I'll have a concept of a response to provide you in about two weeks..."
"Biden killed foreign tourism to America."
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"Biden killed foreign tourism to America."
Physical: America
First Challenge:
40 foot straight-line walk
Contestants:
Pritzker v Trump
Begin...
First Challenge:
40 foot straight-line walk
Contestants:
Pritzker v Trump
Begin...
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Physical: America
First Challenge:
40 foot straight-line walk
Contestants:
Pritzker v Trump
Begin...
First Challenge:
40 foot straight-line walk
Contestants:
Pritzker v Trump
Begin...
Finally figured out who this guy reminds me of:
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Finally figured out who this guy reminds me of:
And invariably, it goes niche:
Kools
Newports
Virginia Slims
-etc.
Kools
Newports
Virginia Slims
-etc.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
And invariably, it goes niche:
Kools
Newports
Virginia Slims
-etc.
Kools
Newports
Virginia Slims
-etc.
And then tried to deflect by running a new ad campaign arguing over "like" versus "as"...
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And then tried to deflect by running a new ad campaign arguing over "like" versus "as"...
My attempt to answer is turning into an SAT question:
By leading the sentence with the word "more", the author is trying to emphasize:
A: The number of doctors who smoke Camels rather than butts individual physicians choke on every day.
B: More is always better, therefore first.
C: Payola good.
By leading the sentence with the word "more", the author is trying to emphasize:
A: The number of doctors who smoke Camels rather than butts individual physicians choke on every day.
B: More is always better, therefore first.
C: Payola good.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My attempt to answer is turning into an SAT question:
By leading the sentence with the word "more", the author is trying to emphasize:
A: The number of doctors who smoke Camels rather than butts individual physicians choke on every day.
B: More is always better, therefore first.
C: Payola good.
By leading the sentence with the word "more", the author is trying to emphasize:
A: The number of doctors who smoke Camels rather than butts individual physicians choke on every day.
B: More is always better, therefore first.
C: Payola good.
That's Harry "Red" Truman, youngsters...🙄
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
That's Harry "Red" Truman, youngsters...🙄
But for now:
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
But for now: