Me as a mom desperate for guidance.

Video: “Are you a mom struggling with what to make for breakfast in the morning? I’m gonna show you how to make breakfast in under two minutes.

Grab a waffle maker…”

*swipe*

Me watching a video called the 4 minute facelift.

“Press your finger up and down near the corner of your eye for 30 seconds. Then…”

Too many steps. Swipe.

#eyebagThereforeiam

Dear every hard taco shell brand,

Why you always be stale 75% of the time upon opening??

Do better.

And yes. This is my first post.

#NachoFan