@elcatski.bsky.social
I always thought he looked like the cowardly lion after accidently setting a flare off in his own face.
He lives locally, and i see him on the reg. He looks like that in real life.
He lives locally, and i see him on the reg. He looks like that in real life.
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I always thought he looked like the cowardly lion after accidently setting a flare off in his own face.
He lives locally, and i see him on the reg. He looks like that in real life.
He lives locally, and i see him on the reg. He looks like that in real life.
TBF, I worked about 299 metres from my flat, and there was a shop in walking distance. That car wasn't used on a daily basis.
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 AM
TBF, I worked about 299 metres from my flat, and there was a shop in walking distance. That car wasn't used on a daily basis.
My FIL's mate (80) told me he voted leave for his grandchildren.
My simple reply was "why, do you fucking hate them?"
My simple reply was "why, do you fucking hate them?"
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
My FIL's mate (80) told me he voted leave for his grandchildren.
My simple reply was "why, do you fucking hate them?"
My simple reply was "why, do you fucking hate them?"
Much as I totally agree with you here, I get so self-conscious playing on my phone on my rests, I just cant do it.
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Much as I totally agree with you here, I get so self-conscious playing on my phone on my rests, I just cant do it.
I eagerly await this episode of Uncanny
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I eagerly await this episode of Uncanny
Yep, lost my VW Polo for about 3 months in the 90s. Parked it a couple of streets away and then didnt need it for a week or so. Then totally forgot where i parked it.
Randomly walked passed it on my way back from a housemate one night. Was well pleased I found it.
Randomly walked passed it on my way back from a housemate one night. Was well pleased I found it.
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Yep, lost my VW Polo for about 3 months in the 90s. Parked it a couple of streets away and then didnt need it for a week or so. Then totally forgot where i parked it.
Randomly walked passed it on my way back from a housemate one night. Was well pleased I found it.
Randomly walked passed it on my way back from a housemate one night. Was well pleased I found it.
So he could French kiss?
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So he could French kiss?
As a Devonian who went to uni in Leeds, I'm sure the weather there is always just "fucking cold, probably raining"
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
As a Devonian who went to uni in Leeds, I'm sure the weather there is always just "fucking cold, probably raining"
I am so pleased to see the kids take up the baton of memes that are all about absolutely nothing.
January 22, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I am so pleased to see the kids take up the baton of memes that are all about absolutely nothing.
Pasty tax, innit
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Pasty tax, innit
Sorry, did you just imply that my wife does any of the cooking?
Hahaha
Hahaha
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Sorry, did you just imply that my wife does any of the cooking?
Hahaha
Hahaha
Kids (3&5) caught covid when it happened. Spent 5 days locked in the house.
Eventually relented and took them out to run around on the nearby common away from the beaten track.
Not a soul in sight as usual, except for wife's cousins family.
Felt terrible telling them to keep away.
Eventually relented and took them out to run around on the nearby common away from the beaten track.
Not a soul in sight as usual, except for wife's cousins family.
Felt terrible telling them to keep away.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Kids (3&5) caught covid when it happened. Spent 5 days locked in the house.
Eventually relented and took them out to run around on the nearby common away from the beaten track.
Not a soul in sight as usual, except for wife's cousins family.
Felt terrible telling them to keep away.
Eventually relented and took them out to run around on the nearby common away from the beaten track.
Not a soul in sight as usual, except for wife's cousins family.
Felt terrible telling them to keep away.
Solar doesn't only work on sunny days.
Source: I'm staring at my solar metre right now and its grey AF out there.
Source: I'm staring at my solar metre right now and its grey AF out there.
January 22, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Solar doesn't only work on sunny days.
Source: I'm staring at my solar metre right now and its grey AF out there.
Source: I'm staring at my solar metre right now and its grey AF out there.
Great to see casseroles here, this is the only clue that my wife didnt send this in.
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Great to see casseroles here, this is the only clue that my wife didnt send this in.
Great for telling that Irish guy who turns up ever fortnight to ask if I want to sell my motor home to fuck off from the comfort of my sofa, mind.
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Great for telling that Irish guy who turns up ever fortnight to ask if I want to sell my motor home to fuck off from the comfort of my sofa, mind.
I'm currently in a peanut expiry date battle with a pub i visit every Friday.
I ask for a bag, expiry date is always out by months. I look in basket to discover all the bags are expired. He bins them and fetches new bag from out back.
Following Friday we perform the same show for each over.
I ask for a bag, expiry date is always out by months. I look in basket to discover all the bags are expired. He bins them and fetches new bag from out back.
Following Friday we perform the same show for each over.
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I'm currently in a peanut expiry date battle with a pub i visit every Friday.
I ask for a bag, expiry date is always out by months. I look in basket to discover all the bags are expired. He bins them and fetches new bag from out back.
Following Friday we perform the same show for each over.
I ask for a bag, expiry date is always out by months. I look in basket to discover all the bags are expired. He bins them and fetches new bag from out back.
Following Friday we perform the same show for each over.
I think you underestimate the British ability to sit on a deckchair in even the most inclement of weather.
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I think you underestimate the British ability to sit on a deckchair in even the most inclement of weather.
Grease taught me that it was a man's right to badger the new girl at school until she relented and slipped on a PVC outfit...
...while me and my mates sang songs about her.
...while me and my mates sang songs about her.
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Grease taught me that it was a man's right to badger the new girl at school until she relented and slipped on a PVC outfit...
...while me and my mates sang songs about her.
...while me and my mates sang songs about her.
Slightly annoyed that my wife got these Croc boots off tinted for pennies. They don't fit her. I slipped them on 3 days ago to put the rubbish out and I've not taken them off since.
Warm, dry, comfy, and about 60X cheaper than my new boots.
Plus look like an absolute Don at school pickup.
Ragin
Warm, dry, comfy, and about 60X cheaper than my new boots.
Plus look like an absolute Don at school pickup.
Ragin
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Slightly annoyed that my wife got these Croc boots off tinted for pennies. They don't fit her. I slipped them on 3 days ago to put the rubbish out and I've not taken them off since.
Warm, dry, comfy, and about 60X cheaper than my new boots.
Plus look like an absolute Don at school pickup.
Ragin
Warm, dry, comfy, and about 60X cheaper than my new boots.
Plus look like an absolute Don at school pickup.
Ragin
Honestly, bought a reasonably expensive pair of boots at the beginning of winter and quoted this to my wife as she questioned to price.
My feet have been warm and dry for months, this winter is a breeze.
My feet have been warm and dry for months, this winter is a breeze.
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Honestly, bought a reasonably expensive pair of boots at the beginning of winter and quoted this to my wife as she questioned to price.
My feet have been warm and dry for months, this winter is a breeze.
My feet have been warm and dry for months, this winter is a breeze.
Begrudgingly agree
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Begrudgingly agree
Similarly, when Terry Nutkins died, I made a quip about his "Vietnam veteran haircut"
Nobody knew who he was. Sad times.
Nobody knew who he was. Sad times.
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Similarly, when Terry Nutkins died, I made a quip about his "Vietnam veteran haircut"
Nobody knew who he was. Sad times.
Nobody knew who he was. Sad times.
My brothers wife grew out her "karen" bob and lost a load of weight for the wedding.
Immediately after, recut the "Karen" Bob and piled the pounds back on.
Immediately after, recut the "Karen" Bob and piled the pounds back on.
January 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My brothers wife grew out her "karen" bob and lost a load of weight for the wedding.
Immediately after, recut the "Karen" Bob and piled the pounds back on.
Immediately after, recut the "Karen" Bob and piled the pounds back on.
Was it "choc-o-lut hobnob"?
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Was it "choc-o-lut hobnob"?