@elbuhomudo.bsky.social
If you use phrases like, "passive income stream" and "time is money" then you're basically a fuckin sheep and you spend too much time on Tik Tok 😂
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If you use phrases like, "passive income stream" and "time is money" then you're basically a fuckin sheep and you spend too much time on Tik Tok 😂
Imagine being a traitor to your own people and justifying it by saying you have to provide for your ugly ass kids?? Your kids are gonna grow up to be bigger pieces of shit than you 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Imagine being a traitor to your own people and justifying it by saying you have to provide for your ugly ass kids?? Your kids are gonna grow up to be bigger pieces of shit than you 🤣
Did you all remember to leave out a cup of lean and some weed for the King of the Fall?
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Did you all remember to leave out a cup of lean and some weed for the King of the Fall?
If we're going to start executing homeless people, I'm gonna stop paying rent...
September 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If we're going to start executing homeless people, I'm gonna stop paying rent...
Women: "When will we run the world?!"
Me: "When yall stop liking, dating and getting pregnant by losers."
Women: "....we'll stay on the sideline..."
Me: "When yall stop liking, dating and getting pregnant by losers."
Women: "....we'll stay on the sideline..."
September 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Women: "When will we run the world?!"
Me: "When yall stop liking, dating and getting pregnant by losers."
Women: "....we'll stay on the sideline..."
Me: "When yall stop liking, dating and getting pregnant by losers."
Women: "....we'll stay on the sideline..."
You know that one really great person you fumbled for someone that wasn't worth it? They're out there making someone who isn't you very happy. Have a great night
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July 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You know that one really great person you fumbled for someone that wasn't worth it? They're out there making someone who isn't you very happy. Have a great night
Fuck that faggot Trump, bitch ass Abbott and most of all, that bitch ass, coward ass, faggot ass Elon 🖕🏼
July 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fuck that faggot Trump, bitch ass Abbott and most of all, that bitch ass, coward ass, faggot ass Elon 🖕🏼
Fellas, no one, not one person, gives a fuck about how you feel. So, act accordingly. Straight men don't have the luxury of feeling shit so, keep that shit amongst your absolute 'ride or dies', no one else. They may or may not care but, they'll at listen, even if that shit don't matter to them.
July 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Fellas, no one, not one person, gives a fuck about how you feel. So, act accordingly. Straight men don't have the luxury of feeling shit so, keep that shit amongst your absolute 'ride or dies', no one else. They may or may not care but, they'll at listen, even if that shit don't matter to them.
All these years of calling myself a piece of shit and not actually being one, have finally turned me into one 🤷♂️ I told yall...I just needed to hit a point that broke me...
July 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All these years of calling myself a piece of shit and not actually being one, have finally turned me into one 🤷♂️ I told yall...I just needed to hit a point that broke me...
I come up with the most diabolical revenge plots while I'm pooping... Yall better not piss me off when I got the 'rhea or else I'm ending your world 😂
June 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I come up with the most diabolical revenge plots while I'm pooping... Yall better not piss me off when I got the 'rhea or else I'm ending your world 😂
Yall are gonna get drafted and serve with the same soldiers whose wives you smashed when they were gone. Most of yall dying from friendly fire 😂
June 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yall are gonna get drafted and serve with the same soldiers whose wives you smashed when they were gone. Most of yall dying from friendly fire 😂
Calling Trump a faggot is hilarious because no one is going to defend him 😂 If someone says, "you can't use that word!" I'll say, "Oh so you're supporting him?" If someone from the right says anything, I can be like, "Whatever, Snowflake, I'm sorry a WORD offended you..." Brilliant.
June 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Calling Trump a faggot is hilarious because no one is going to defend him 😂 If someone says, "you can't use that word!" I'll say, "Oh so you're supporting him?" If someone from the right says anything, I can be like, "Whatever, Snowflake, I'm sorry a WORD offended you..." Brilliant.
Y'all posting your dad like you don't have a secret sibling out there that doesn't know him and y'll don't talk about 😂
June 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Y'all posting your dad like you don't have a secret sibling out there that doesn't know him and y'll don't talk about 😂
Yall posting your dads like he doesn't have a secret family in Mexico 😂
June 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yall posting your dads like he doesn't have a secret family in Mexico 😂
god is definitely a woman. There is zero accountability for everything she's done and all the people she's hurt
June 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
god is definitely a woman. There is zero accountability for everything she's done and all the people she's hurt
One of my most toxic traits is saying "a boot" immediately after hearing a Canadian pronounce "about". Say it right, assholes. Jk love you assholes.
June 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
One of my most toxic traits is saying "a boot" immediately after hearing a Canadian pronounce "about". Say it right, assholes. Jk love you assholes.
I never wanted to choose between doing whats right and whats best for my family. So, I chose not to have a family. "I got mouths to feed" is not a suitable excuse for me to commit atrocities. Fuck ICE and fuck that faggot ass, orange dickhead.
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I never wanted to choose between doing whats right and whats best for my family. So, I chose not to have a family. "I got mouths to feed" is not a suitable excuse for me to commit atrocities. Fuck ICE and fuck that faggot ass, orange dickhead.
We know y'all will choose a bear over a man but y'all will never choose accountability over a man 😂
June 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
We know y'all will choose a bear over a man but y'all will never choose accountability over a man 😂
Ladies, do you also look at a potential partner's dating history and run if you see a pattern of only dating losers? Or do only men do that? Sometimes you lose your soulmate cuz you wanted to date a loser.
June 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ladies, do you also look at a potential partner's dating history and run if you see a pattern of only dating losers? Or do only men do that? Sometimes you lose your soulmate cuz you wanted to date a loser.
So, you're saying a man that is not your father, took your mom and you in, raised you, provided for you, guided you and you STILL turned out to be a hoe!? Thats not daddy issues, that's an excuse.
June 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So, you're saying a man that is not your father, took your mom and you in, raised you, provided for you, guided you and you STILL turned out to be a hoe!? Thats not daddy issues, that's an excuse.
This is EXACTLY why liberals need to embrace the 2nd amendment.
June 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is EXACTLY why liberals need to embrace the 2nd amendment.
Instagram: "Look at this account you might want to follow! It has shares a lot of content you may like!"
Instagram as soon as I follow suggested account: "Now, I'll never show you their content on your feed and suggest different, accounts you don't follow..."
Instagram as soon as I follow suggested account: "Now, I'll never show you their content on your feed and suggest different, accounts you don't follow..."
May 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Instagram: "Look at this account you might want to follow! It has shares a lot of content you may like!"
Instagram as soon as I follow suggested account: "Now, I'll never show you their content on your feed and suggest different, accounts you don't follow..."
Instagram as soon as I follow suggested account: "Now, I'll never show you their content on your feed and suggest different, accounts you don't follow..."
Happy Mother's Day to all the men who had to step up and be dad AND MOM to our fur babies...Just kidding ladies y'all are beautiful and amazing and we appreciate everything you do for us. You should be celebrated every day I hope you do 🌸🌻🌷
May 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Mother's Day to all the men who had to step up and be dad AND MOM to our fur babies...Just kidding ladies y'all are beautiful and amazing and we appreciate everything you do for us. You should be celebrated every day I hope you do 🌸🌻🌷
If The Weeknd can't find a loyal chick, what makes your goofy asses think you're gonna find one?? 😂
May 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If The Weeknd can't find a loyal chick, what makes your goofy asses think you're gonna find one?? 😂
I had breakfast at my Dad's house and he asked me how I wanted my egg cooked. I told him sunny side up and this man looked at me dead in the eye, said "No", flipped the egg and served it to me after a few seconds...Bruh why you ask then?? 😂😂
May 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I had breakfast at my Dad's house and he asked me how I wanted my egg cooked. I told him sunny side up and this man looked at me dead in the eye, said "No", flipped the egg and served it to me after a few seconds...Bruh why you ask then?? 😂😂