ElBonko
elbonko.bsky.social
ElBonko
@elbonko.bsky.social
Elijah Sarratt is good at catching footballs
Good morning, Klaus on Netflix is a perfect Christmas movie and everyone should watch it
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Trying to curate my Bluesky feed to be free of IU basketball. Since all it does is make me sad.
December 2, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Forgot how much losing sucks
November 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
#iuwbb are in the Bahamas and it looks awesome
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I want that hoodie
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Every account on how to make a Christmas cocktail:

Take a drink you like.

Ok.

Got one?

Yeah, a margarita.

Cool. Add cranberry juice to it.

Done.

Now it’s a Christmas drink!
November 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
To all the people pretending like they used to not be able to say Merry Christmas:

Shut the fuck up
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 PM
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM
All 16 SEC teams bout to have hypothetical wins over Ohio state after IU beats em on Saturday
November 21, 2024 at 11:06 AM
The receipts I pull out on Saturday if the Hoosiers win:
a roll of paper is being pulled out of a machine
ALT: a roll of paper is being pulled out of a machine
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Feels like everyone else in the B1G is playing twice as many games as iubb
November 20, 2024 at 2:38 PM
FWIW I don’t think there’s any conspiracy w SEC shills shitting on IU’s schedule recently. It’s easy engagement and they’re not clever enough to come up w something better.
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Still chuckling about how IU “bought a football team”

So many people are so mad about IU football and I am having a great time
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Getting a lot of Hubble telescope pics on my Bluesky feed and I gotta say I ain’t mad at it
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 PM
In three days the Indiana Hoosier football team will beat the Ohio State Buckeyes
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I’m afraid if ppl see me talking shit about the SEC they’ll think I’m pro B1G.

I am not pro B1G. Everyone in the B1G besides IU is trash. Unless I need them to be good to fit my narrative. But really they’re trash.
November 19, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Good morning to everyone especially the 10-0 Indiana Hoosiers
November 19, 2024 at 4:01 PM