lewis
elbiemit.bsky.social
lewis
@elbiemit.bsky.social
You can ride the wave
Blueskying oot ma nut
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What the fuck does my dog have against Friday mornings
April 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, bluesky
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Went to the office specifically for a meeting today. It's been scheduled for a fortnight. Wee guy waited until 2 minutes before it started to tell me he couldn't make it.
January 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I can barely use this app never mind some other social media. I will never find out what red note is
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Matilda. Yet another thing ruined by the English
December 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
The m&s profiterole stack has given me a hard on.
December 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Pigs in blankets are still horrible. Will never be convinced by the little dickheads
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Merry Christmas to my bluesky pals
December 25, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Lots of bots on here now. Love it.
December 18, 2024 at 7:48 AM
The thinking man's meal deal
December 5, 2024 at 1:40 PM
2 years ago we took this wee legend home. Treated him to a haircut today to celebrate.
December 4, 2024 at 12:11 PM
An awful lot of racist shite is creeping through my heavily mute-filtered timeline on twitter. The end is nigh with that one.
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 PM
'throw the baby out with the bathwater' is such a weird saying and I could never imagine using it. Therefore I am judging anyone who does.
December 3, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Spot the imposter.
November 30, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Picked up another couple of books from the library today. What a Saturday!
November 23, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The concept of a 4 day working week is great but why is everyone so smug about it. 'My working week is Mon-Thurs' ok well fuck you too mate
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Happy Saturday my bluesky pals x
November 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Making this my first post on here because of how proud I am.
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM