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Elbi
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"Michael" · game dev since '12 · June's Journey, SelfCare, Ghost Detective, others · freelance design/code · 💜 purple, boardgames, cats · @derElbi elsewhere

he/him or they/them
Berlin 🇩🇪 & Vienna 🇦🇹
CEOs who used chatgpt to get out of payments, settlements, avoid being spotted committing fraud,...
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
Alt: a stuffed monkey doing a panicking side eye .
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November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
May this messenger pigeon find you well. (It carries the receipt for your recent steam purchase.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Proton's also working gen AI into their services, see "Lumo".
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
For a second I remembered you're not full-time in games anymore, was confused, but then realized Desert Bus is on. Hang in there! 🙌
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Panicking for a few seconds before remembering you're far up north. RIP your fall outfits, time for the thick jackets 😩
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Classic "anarchist" as in "I watched an Italo-Western once and everyone should solve disagreements with a quick duel", rather than "the state only supports itself and its friends, we must help each other as best as we can to grow in spirit and power".
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
damn, the amount of attention you MUST have paid to pull this one off! (or, like, a YouTube rabbit hole where someone used correct pronunciation)
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
@zoewi.bsky.social new vine's partnered with an ai company~ 🪦
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Once you get away with treason laws kinda... stop affecting you, I guess. Physics and time hopefully still do, but legal matters? Eh.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every year the "I don't know, I have no opinion" party wins with 43% of all votes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Oh no. I might lose my job and rent might become impossible to pay!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh wow I hadn't considered how chatbots must have less strict client confidentiality agreements than, say, doctors and lawyers, and how slapstick this will be in a few months IF they can be subpoenaed!
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wtf! After three days without sleep a quick run and some fresh air won't be the thing that suuuuuddenly makes you tired enough. SHOULD be obvious the problem is bigger than "you're just not powered out :)"
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM