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Otter Abandon
@elbee64.bsky.social
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Angry Australian. Want to show off art i (& helpers) create. If it only has 3 pics u know i gave up after only 1 day. Using AI *hears screams of hate, raises middle finger*, some may be other kind of cheating: combo of Pixabay & PhotoShop. She/her. Vaxxed.
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.. than, as i was about to give up, i got Drug Ravaged Bloated Elon with Chin Beard.
Elon Musk looking puffy faced and depressed. Chin beard. No idea why.
January 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Bing had hysterics when i named Trump, so i went with orange skinned fat man. It obviously knew who i was talking about.
Fat man with orange skin, playing fiddle while below him Los Angeles burns. That was prompt. It's cartoon like, and only one building is on fire. However over bleached hair blowing up into sky does look authentic. As does idiot smirk.
January 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Of course, this one's probably more true to life. Trump couldn't play a fiddle.
Trump (wearing only an diaper, and with approximately three legs or maybe an extra long foot), appears to be eating the butt end of a fiddle. Behind him, LA is on fire.
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Meanwhile, playing with AI. Freepik definitely coming out as best (free) option. Trump as Nero.
Trump, dressed only in an adult diaper, showing rolls of fat everywhere, playing a fiddle, while below him Los Angeles burns. The fire reflects off Trump's belly.
January 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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... another from pixlr.com - it generates 4 from each prompt, which is nice. Yes, Elon does have a severed sheep head he appears to be about to use as a glove puppet. No, i did not tell the AI to do that.
Elon Musk in a field, a severed sheep's head on his right hand. He looks happy but very out of it. There is a sheep looking at him, and the sheep appears resigned.
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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.. last one was pixlr.com and it was pretty amenable.
I'll be trying that one again for sure. All of these were free versions. You get more scope, more pics, better resolution (mostly) with paid versions...
Slightly haggard and receding hair, Elon Musk leaning on a hay bale, in a field, sheep behind him.
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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... Bing's version freaked at mention of HIS NAME and refused to do anything . It did however go the full Heidi when i removed Musk's name.
An attractive young man with curly dark hair, beard and moustache, very muscled. Wearing lace-fringed dirndl mini dress which shows his prominent breasts including nipples. Sheep and vaguely farmlike buildings behind, along with fruit trees and some mountains.
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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... Craiyon.com was next ... it kept giving me weird skinny women wearing dresses, so i dropped the dress. Most pics were nothing like him, but this one? Woo. It's scary. The sheep are... well, also scary
A shaven headed, haggard, and serious looking Musk, accompanied by a group of rather deformed sheep.
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Am trying new AI pic generators. Gemini refuses to do real people (sucks, btw, Google).
In response to discovering Elon Fan Art on Twitter, I asked Freepik.com AI for a pic of Musk in a dress, with sheep. First were v flattering. Musk if he was u/30, slim, great hair. I added specifications....
Sunset behind him, Elon Musk strides through a field wearing an above the knee shirt-dress. He is accompanied by a small group of sheep.
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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.. unless u too can't take direction and like to go do your own thing, no matter what ppl say.
The final pony.
Note he's not watching the fireworks. His front legs seem to be attached backwards, elbow on wrong side of his foreleg. Ribcage extends past usual area into hips.
Happy new year! 🥂
Black or very dark brown pony, in green grass field, under night flash-photography, three big chrysanthemum fireworks going off in black sky behind him. At the horizon you can glimpse lights and the tops of trees. It looks very much like a slightly over-exposed amateur snap of a pony in a paddock.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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...realising it might be my wording, i tried. "Can i have a realistic photo of pony with butterfly wings, wearing a studded leather vest." I was right, Gemini IS fking with me. It looks like an abused version of the previous pony. Slightly more realistic, but more real than anime is a BIG puddle...
Oh god, where to start? Okay, small, not real looking, pony, very cartoonish, eyes bigger than feet still, but it looks sad. LIke the butterfly wings hurt or something (they're situated in middle of back, and nice orange and black patterns, with white stippling). Pony is bright chestnut (sorrel) with white stockings to knees, long hair draping from there over hooves. Mane and tail are turquoise blue and also overly long, with a streak of chestnut in the forelock (between eyes), and the tail is pooling on the ground. A tattoo on the nearside hindquarters. It's wearing leather breastplate and girth, both studded with bits of metal.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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...weeping openly, i say, between sobs,
"Can i have a realistic pony with butterfly wings, wearing a studded leather vest. Like a photo, not anime."
Pretty sure Gemini is just fking with me now.
The most anime pony so far. Very girly looking. Eyes bigger than her (quite large) feet. Creamy beige coat, very nice little leather vest, blue wings, mane, and tail. Long feathers (the name for long hair around 'ankles') on feet, reach past the ground. A blue tattoo on her near haunch. Also three earrings in one ear. And she's a unicorn.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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...Gemini realises (after i tell it) we're on different paths. I say is ok, will try to work within parameters u can manage. It suggests animals with wings. "A male pony with butterfly wings? Dressed in studded leather." AAARRGGH! Also, how aerodynamically unstable is this butt-winged pony? ...
Another cartoon pony. At least he's happy. This one is wearing strappings of studded leather around face, chest, and girth. It has big purple and blue wings, the wings are attached to its rump, and if the pony tries to fly, the wings will hold its rump up in the air.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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...I said, "That looks nothing like a pony. I'd like a pony dressed as a Goth." Gemini is sure it's got the hang of this. More realistic, proper Goth, and oops, i forgot to specify gender. Great pic, if i wanted a pony dressed like a Spanish widow, circa 1573...
A bright brown and white patterned pony, standing in a church. Behind the pony are stained glass windows and rows of pews. The pony is very real looking, and is wearing a black lace cap, a ruff of black lace. and i think a black velvet ruched skirt over its haunches. It looks very much like a filly or mare, if one was dressed by a 14th Century Spanish court dressmaker.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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... no, i said, i wanted more realistic. AI is supportive. Gives me this. I shuddered. We tried several more, REALISTIC, i scream. I get one that looks like this one, but with a unicorn horn...
Swaggering My Little Pony type pony, eyes not as huge as last pic, smirking at camera. Wearing leather trousers and jacket, hair very big. Wrists of jacket and fetlocks (ankles) of pants are adorned with spiked bands. Leather looks very expensive, with interesting embossing. Pony has 2 studs in one ear.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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It's New Year's Eve, and i am arguing with AI. Gemini, the Google on. I wanted a really Goth looking pony. I'd had some nice ones before. Maybe a bit punky?
Got this.
Sullen looking My Little Pony type cartoon pony. He has giant Japanese anime eyes, and studded fetlock bands, and another round his girth.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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Timeline cleanse. Mine, not yrs.
At first AI refused. It didn't do ppl. 🤔 I previously was trying to get it to do a cartoon human. No, i repeated, OTTER. Underwater. Second go, got this. Is ok.
Struck me, is almost like dealing with a human artist, but months of angst are compressed into minutes.😂
Photographic style picture of otter underwater. Bubbles trail from one of its front feet. Careful examination reveals AI not quite au fait with otters. Tail and back legs are not in right place, no bubbles in otter's fur.
December 16, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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After a series of hideous ponies, this was the best i could get. Here, have a mini Santa. I wanted a big Santa, but the AI resisted, like it thought it would be cruel. I wanted cruel! I wanted angry pony plotting revenge. But hey. Have a cute pony in the snow instead.
Cute very small pony, chunky sorrel (chestnut) and white, pulling small sleigh, with very small Santa in it. Background of snow-covered pines and a winter sky, lowering weak sun.
December 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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sometimes i fail to be specific - if i'm already on a 'realistic' path, the AI usually stays there, but on a new one? This might happen. I was thinking "angry Shetland trying to pull sleigh with fat bloke", told AI "angry pony pulling a sleigh with Santa in it". Yes, 😱 be careful what u wish for.
Snarling My Little Pony style animated looking pony, long mane and tail, sort of blue. Slightly pink pony. Very human face. Santa in sleigh is completely straight. Unlike the pony.
December 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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My absolute fave. The AI (Gemini) got bolshie quite a few times, and refused decorations on this one, but the cats looked so perfect i kept it. Also, i don't really like all the xmas bollox, so celebrating Siamese cats makes much more sense. Siamese Greetings!
Two Seal Point Siamese (creamy body, dark mask, ears, legs and tail, blue eyes), eyes wide, both looking a little spooked, next to a large pine tree lying on its side in a living room. The cats are trying to look innocent.
December 16, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Decided to experiment with Siamese cats. Yes, decidedly dangerous. I was raised by them, so lived thru the experience. AI as usual, in case u need to block me. If i could paint like this, i wouldn't need fkn photoshop.
A Siamese cat, looking fascinated, standing on hind legs, reaching into a decorated Christmas tree.
December 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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After the angry kitten artist fail, the AI and I tried again. Yes, i think so too. That is definitely an angry creative artist throwing their work at a client rudely demanding they do as requested, on time, and without any tantrums. Hissy fits. Ahem. Kitten's also torn off his clothes. Power move.
A pretty tabby kitten, one front paw on the ground, the other raised holding a paintbrush, his mouth open as if shouting a war cry, a slight curl of his lip signifying a snarl. A canvas with some bright orange, yellow, and blue splotches is flying through the air. More paint splashed on ground. Raging against the machine.
December 5, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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Today, i experimented with angry kittens. The palette is in the air, being thrown like the canvas. Kitten is a raging creative artist who wants AI destroyed. If only he could do what the client wanted, on time, without drama. No, i don't think the anger comes through. We tried again.
Pretty tabby kitten wearing a pair of paint-stained overalls, standing on his hind feet. Has just thrown canvas on ground, probably a hissy fit. And the palette is airborne though that's hard to tell, as it's still near his paw. Kitten even has some paint on his cheek. He's holding two paintbrushes dipped in paint in the other paw. He's looking just past the camera, probably at the client, who's said, "But you told me you were finished two days ago!"
December 5, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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Yesterday's that i lost on my hard disk and didn't post.
We otters often decide to just do some pillaging. Aha!
Otter, looking painted, very fierce, sitting upright, teeth bared and mouth slightly open. It is wearing chain mail armour with leather belting and metal pauldrons. A sword in one hand rests lightly across a shoulder and across the back of his neck. In the other hand he has a metal fish that's a weapon. It's quite large, with spikes and extra fish attached to it.
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 AM
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I thought this one was so sweet. Ferret angel. Is AI of course. Thank you the free version of Gemini.
A white ferret, facing camera, standing on back feet. Front legs and paws raised out, and beautiful feathered white wings are spread at its sides, down from the ends of its paws and to about hip level. Looks very real.
December 4, 2024 at 8:28 AM