ELBALSON
@elbalson.bsky.social
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
This is all top secret and classified
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This is all top secret and classified
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
Tonight's merriment.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Tonight's merriment.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
Went to see Chuck D.
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October 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Went to see Chuck D.
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Out with the good lady for an evening of merriment with Justin Moorhouse.
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Out with the good lady for an evening of merriment with Justin Moorhouse.
Just seen NEIrLy DiAMoND in Lidlz
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just seen NEIrLy DiAMoND in Lidlz
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
Maybe if the fat Bolton twat doesn't want people shouting things at him then he shouldn't have spent years making them his catchphrase then 🤷🏼♂️
February 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Maybe if the fat Bolton twat doesn't want people shouting things at him then he shouldn't have spent years making them his catchphrase then 🤷🏼♂️
Just learning all the technical terms ahead of the big kick off...
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just learning all the technical terms ahead of the big kick off...
Was recommended this by my physio...
£10 on Amazon. Loads of useful exercises and that. All I can say is that it takes a long time and a lot of incremental strength work to build it back up, and as long as you accept it will never be what it was...
£10 on Amazon. Loads of useful exercises and that. All I can say is that it takes a long time and a lot of incremental strength work to build it back up, and as long as you accept it will never be what it was...
February 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Was recommended this by my physio...
£10 on Amazon. Loads of useful exercises and that. All I can say is that it takes a long time and a lot of incremental strength work to build it back up, and as long as you accept it will never be what it was...
£10 on Amazon. Loads of useful exercises and that. All I can say is that it takes a long time and a lot of incremental strength work to build it back up, and as long as you accept it will never be what it was...
Taken from "New Math", by Craig Damrauer
February 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Taken from "New Math", by Craig Damrauer
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
January 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
This is what I post from:
January 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is what I post from:
"What if ALL football referees are gay?
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
January 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"What if ALL football referees are gay?
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
Me, trying to say "Alarm" in a Scottish accent:
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Me, trying to say "Alarm" in a Scottish accent:
Pep Guardiola's got a new bed.
January 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Pep Guardiola's got a new bed.
Working from home, Spotify through the telly on shuffle...
@memorialdevice.bsky.social
Deffo heard it. 😎
@memorialdevice.bsky.social
Deffo heard it. 😎
January 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Working from home, Spotify through the telly on shuffle...
@memorialdevice.bsky.social
Deffo heard it. 😎
@memorialdevice.bsky.social
Deffo heard it. 😎
Charlie looks ace.
Kobe says "Fancy a run about and an arse sniff?"
Kobe says "Fancy a run about and an arse sniff?"
January 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Charlie looks ace.
Kobe says "Fancy a run about and an arse sniff?"
Kobe says "Fancy a run about and an arse sniff?"
Why is @mmmd0nuts.bsky.social on Sky talking about the darts?
January 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why is @mmmd0nuts.bsky.social on Sky talking about the darts?
Off to the cinema later...
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Off to the cinema later...
"A few days after the Government Fog dissipates we suddenly have a full 24 hours of non-stop rain and flash flooding?
If that isn't evidence of them controlling the weather, I don't know what is..."
If that isn't evidence of them controlling the weather, I don't know what is..."
January 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"A few days after the Government Fog dissipates we suddenly have a full 24 hours of non-stop rain and flash flooding?
If that isn't evidence of them controlling the weather, I don't know what is..."
If that isn't evidence of them controlling the weather, I don't know what is..."
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
December 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
*Bernard Sumner voice*
🎶
It was Boxing Day, 1963
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield United 3
Blackburn scored 8 away to West Ham's 2
Everton lost at Leicester nil to 2
Fulham beat Ipswich by a count of 9
Blackpool scored 1 and
Chelsea 5
🎶
🎶
It was Boxing Day, 1963
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield United 3
Blackburn scored 8 away to West Ham's 2
Everton lost at Leicester nil to 2
Fulham beat Ipswich by a count of 9
Blackpool scored 1 and
Chelsea 5
🎶
December 26, 2024 at 9:43 AM
*Bernard Sumner voice*
🎶
It was Boxing Day, 1963
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield United 3
Blackburn scored 8 away to West Ham's 2
Everton lost at Leicester nil to 2
Fulham beat Ipswich by a count of 9
Blackpool scored 1 and
Chelsea 5
🎶
🎶
It was Boxing Day, 1963
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield United 3
Blackburn scored 8 away to West Ham's 2
Everton lost at Leicester nil to 2
Fulham beat Ipswich by a count of 9
Blackpool scored 1 and
Chelsea 5
🎶
The missus has just said she's putting the central heating on... for an hour!
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
The missus has just said she's putting the central heating on... for an hour!