Erin 🎃
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elauriezehr.bsky.social
Erin 🎃
@elauriezehr.bsky.social
research program manager, book hoarder, caffeine enthusiast, wedgie_board on HMJ chat🌈
My mans got absolutely zooted at the vets office last week and spent 10 mins staring at the wall
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Chat is this okaaaaayyy?
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
He’s spent the last 5 mins trying to catch the bug in the tv ( Joe’s cursor)
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
An over 30 selfie thread

This is 35...Cut off all your hair! Wear the dark lipstick you didn't think you could pull off! Become the witch you always wanted to be!
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My wife made a tiny santa hat for the cat and he's ECSTATIC! It's the BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE!
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Back on my bisexual bob bullshit
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
me @ myself every 6 months

anyways...chopping off all my hair today!!! chat is that OKAAAAAAYYYYY
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
it's a cold and rainy November morning...you know what that means (watching the Contradiction stream while working)
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
ITS WEEN
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Wednesday was our wedding anniversary! We played hooky and wandered around the museum we got married in! I love love!
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
He’s discovered cat YouTube and now demands that the TV be on at all times
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
~its the MOoOOOssSsST wonderful TiIIiiIIiImE of the year~
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Turns out they were right about touching grass, I’ve been cured
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Everywhere I turn they haunt me ( and I love it)
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My wife got me some @halfmoonjoe.com !merch for my birthday and I will NEVER take this off
September 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I met comedian, trans icon, ghost hunter and love of my life @rozhernandez.bsky.social last night and it was everything I ever dreamed!!!!
August 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My dingus children wish you a speed recovery and lots of rest!
August 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
He’s just a Little Guy ™️
August 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Who would play her
June 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chat it did fix me
June 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
He’s living the life I want
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Trying to survive this work week like...
June 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I identify strongly with this diva
May 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Therapist: so what’s on your mind this week?
Me:
May 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Shout out to all my babby grills
May 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM