El Anderson
@elanderson.bsky.social
Editing comics, playing games and trying my best. She/Her
Not gonna lie, I kind of respect Disney for realizing what I was gonna do and enabling me.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not gonna lie, I kind of respect Disney for realizing what I was gonna do and enabling me.
B*tch, WHERE?
Tinkerbell is over here gaslighting me.
Tinkerbell is over here gaslighting me.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
B*tch, WHERE?
Tinkerbell is over here gaslighting me.
Tinkerbell is over here gaslighting me.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AGREE WITH THIS, GAME!?
October 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AGREE WITH THIS, GAME!?
No, Belle! They are scared he’s going to come back! They are canonically terrified!
October 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
No, Belle! They are scared he’s going to come back! They are canonically terrified!
Ahh, the Disney Dreamlight Vallley October update, where a candle begs you to ask Belle to repair a book on home cleaning techniques but makes you promise not to tell Beast.
Y’know, cause he’ll get violent if he hears his second house is dirty.
Wrong kind of spooky, guys.
Y’know, cause he’ll get violent if he hears his second house is dirty.
Wrong kind of spooky, guys.
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ahh, the Disney Dreamlight Vallley October update, where a candle begs you to ask Belle to repair a book on home cleaning techniques but makes you promise not to tell Beast.
Y’know, cause he’ll get violent if he hears his second house is dirty.
Wrong kind of spooky, guys.
Y’know, cause he’ll get violent if he hears his second house is dirty.
Wrong kind of spooky, guys.
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October 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“Dogs don’t understand sandboxes” they said. “She won’t want to dig in that” they said. 😂
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Dogs don’t understand sandboxes” they said. “She won’t want to dig in that” they said. 😂
“A major and dominant player In the, let’s just call it comic book industry” is possibly the funniest comment on the Diamond antitrust case I’ve ever read in my life, this judge is a delight.
August 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“A major and dominant player In the, let’s just call it comic book industry” is possibly the funniest comment on the Diamond antitrust case I’ve ever read in my life, this judge is a delight.
Gee, IDK why it’s so hard for the bankruptcy trustees to figure out who owns all the Diamond inventory…😂
The very idea of having to deal with that is EXHAUSTING.
The very idea of having to deal with that is EXHAUSTING.
August 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gee, IDK why it’s so hard for the bankruptcy trustees to figure out who owns all the Diamond inventory…😂
The very idea of having to deal with that is EXHAUSTING.
The very idea of having to deal with that is EXHAUSTING.
Lol at the Dark Horse/Diamond contracts in the 90s laying out a quarter million loan to Diamond and also that when diamond calculates who gets the big market share companies for discounts and benefits dark horse counts for 15% of the comics market no matter what.
Such a coincidence. 😂
Such a coincidence. 😂
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Lol at the Dark Horse/Diamond contracts in the 90s laying out a quarter million loan to Diamond and also that when diamond calculates who gets the big market share companies for discounts and benefits dark horse counts for 15% of the comics market no matter what.
Such a coincidence. 😂
Such a coincidence. 😂
Well, I see the Optum Group’s lawyers have noticed that the rule of law is in tatters with this ‘your psychiatrist has to work for the same company as your PCP’ bull. And they might even make an exception if you get sent to the wrong company’s hospital! SO generous. 🙄
August 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Well, I see the Optum Group’s lawyers have noticed that the rule of law is in tatters with this ‘your psychiatrist has to work for the same company as your PCP’ bull. And they might even make an exception if you get sent to the wrong company’s hospital! SO generous. 🙄
*jazz hands* Subtlety!
August 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
*jazz hands* Subtlety!
Let’s be clear here: Disney making their cozy game’s plot “oh no, the IRS is coming to tax the giant monopoly run by the ultra-rich character you routinely beg for money in game, we must stop them!” is just straight up corpo propaganda wearing a satire hat.
August 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Let’s be clear here: Disney making their cozy game’s plot “oh no, the IRS is coming to tax the giant monopoly run by the ultra-rich character you routinely beg for money in game, we must stop them!” is just straight up corpo propaganda wearing a satire hat.
Today in “WTF is wrong with Disney Dreamlight Valley?” News, the evil plot is now Hades trying to tax Scrooge McDuck’s store and regulate restaurant food, so maybe don’t eat the turkey legs at Disneyland for a while…
August 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Today in “WTF is wrong with Disney Dreamlight Valley?” News, the evil plot is now Hades trying to tax Scrooge McDuck’s store and regulate restaurant food, so maybe don’t eat the turkey legs at Disneyland for a while…
“Please give the DNC money, y’all. We’ve got new initiatives like actually trying to correct fake info, and we’ve invented this new thing where we meet our constituents and let them talk. it’s cutting edge!”
Whoever hired the intern who wrote the 2025 membership letters should get ousted, WTF.
Whoever hired the intern who wrote the 2025 membership letters should get ousted, WTF.
July 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Please give the DNC money, y’all. We’ve got new initiatives like actually trying to correct fake info, and we’ve invented this new thing where we meet our constituents and let them talk. it’s cutting edge!”
Whoever hired the intern who wrote the 2025 membership letters should get ousted, WTF.
Whoever hired the intern who wrote the 2025 membership letters should get ousted, WTF.
They gave the corpo goon a logo neck brand & covered him in spiders. That’s some A+ storytelling for gaming.
Then again, there is also a guy whose identity fused with an actual puppet in the room, and I really would appreciate if this developer could pick a lane between clever commentary & drivel.
Then again, there is also a guy whose identity fused with an actual puppet in the room, and I really would appreciate if this developer could pick a lane between clever commentary & drivel.
July 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
They gave the corpo goon a logo neck brand & covered him in spiders. That’s some A+ storytelling for gaming.
Then again, there is also a guy whose identity fused with an actual puppet in the room, and I really would appreciate if this developer could pick a lane between clever commentary & drivel.
Then again, there is also a guy whose identity fused with an actual puppet in the room, and I really would appreciate if this developer could pick a lane between clever commentary & drivel.
Sure. “Why is Fragile’s body 20 now, and why is she very keen to babysit, also didn’t she run off with Troy Baker last game?” is a fine question that could’ve been subtly raised.
This? is the opposite of that. Sam not noticing is just plain stupid.
Grow corrosive tar tentacles or gtfo, woman.
This? is the opposite of that. Sam not noticing is just plain stupid.
Grow corrosive tar tentacles or gtfo, woman.
July 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sure. “Why is Fragile’s body 20 now, and why is she very keen to babysit, also didn’t she run off with Troy Baker last game?” is a fine question that could’ve been subtly raised.
This? is the opposite of that. Sam not noticing is just plain stupid.
Grow corrosive tar tentacles or gtfo, woman.
This? is the opposite of that. Sam not noticing is just plain stupid.
Grow corrosive tar tentacles or gtfo, woman.
She’s just chilling like this, for all the world as if any dog normally prefers to relax en pointe.
July 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
She’s just chilling like this, for all the world as if any dog normally prefers to relax en pointe.
If you put Prince Eric and Princess Aurora in a room together, they’d just stare blankly at each other until the heat death of the universe.
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If you put Prince Eric and Princess Aurora in a room together, they’d just stare blankly at each other until the heat death of the universe.
…okay, no notes, Maleficent is a gosh darn delight, girly moved to town and took up Dark Side electricity fishing like it was no big deal.
July 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
…okay, no notes, Maleficent is a gosh darn delight, girly moved to town and took up Dark Side electricity fishing like it was no big deal.
Disney out here aggressively not teaching children their colors, apparently. 😂
July 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Disney out here aggressively not teaching children their colors, apparently. 😂
There have been many Mollys born since John Dies at the End, but this one is mine. @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There have been many Mollys born since John Dies at the End, but this one is mine. @jasonkpargin.bsky.social