I have the benefit of still living in the upper Midwest, so the way I say things isn’t funny or weird to anyone but visitors and transplants. Boy does it get thicker with age, tho.
Embrace your dialect. Let it consume you, I say.

I’m still veryyyy much in danger of being evicted on Monday

I need help with my rent please send tips

I haven’t eaten since yesterday cause I’m tryna scrape together rent money

The food is naked.. lack of spice aside, there’s not even sauce or cheese. Literally nobody makes macaroni with that little cheese

This is my plea: don't look away. Follow my journey to bear witness with me. Together, we can make sure the world hears our cries.

Please, don’t hesitate.
I’m only hoping for your kindness.
Your governments have taken everything from me even myself.

Honestly, perfection.

Godspeed 🫡

lol, the one in back like “See this booty? It’s taken”