Elaine Heyworth
@elainehey.bsky.social
Newly semi-retired, tennis loving, politics fascinated, Tolkien loving, Irish risk specialist. Just moved over from the other place. Finding my feet, and lots of old and new people to follow. A little shy, but I don't think that will last long here!!!
I don’t even like coffee. It was for my husband 🙄🙄🙄
January 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I don’t even like coffee. It was for my husband 🙄🙄🙄
I took the mug out of the press, put it on the counter, then put in the Nespresso pod. Turned around to fill the dishwasher, and could hear it chugging away. Turned again and saw what I had done. What a numpty!!! 🤣🤣🤣
January 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I took the mug out of the press, put it on the counter, then put in the Nespresso pod. Turned around to fill the dishwasher, and could hear it chugging away. Turned again and saw what I had done. What a numpty!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Darwin’s Law about to prove its point.
January 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Darwin’s Law about to prove its point.
The kind of guy who thinks 12 year old girls should be allow marry.
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The kind of guy who thinks 12 year old girls should be allow marry.
That is very powerful.
January 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
That is very powerful.
That would be lying.
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
That would be lying.
Wow, that looks amazing!!!
January 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Wow, that looks amazing!!!
Of course he didn’t. He doesn’t give a shit.
January 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Of course he didn’t. He doesn’t give a shit.
Didn’t work for me. Clearly I need more time to train my phone.
January 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Didn’t work for me. Clearly I need more time to train my phone.
That depends on which side of the bubble you sit.
January 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
That depends on which side of the bubble you sit.
No balance at the BBC anymore
January 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
No balance at the BBC anymore
I had a coffee accident this afternoon!!!
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I had a coffee accident this afternoon!!!
Oh yes, I just forgot to put the cup under the spout!! I turned away to switch on the dishwasher, and turned back to this. It cost a tea cloth to put right - then I made another cup!!!
January 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh yes, I just forgot to put the cup under the spout!! I turned away to switch on the dishwasher, and turned back to this. It cost a tea cloth to put right - then I made another cup!!!
Such a shame for both of them. Osaka and Opelka really making strides at the beginning of 2025.
January 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Such a shame for both of them. Osaka and Opelka really making strides at the beginning of 2025.
I’m a tall person and get asked regularly, and would never be offended by it. What are people like?
January 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m a tall person and get asked regularly, and would never be offended by it. What are people like?
Congratulations Sathnam. That will make your Mum happy!!!
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Congratulations Sathnam. That will make your Mum happy!!!
Good tip, thanks. And I’ll take a look at the alternative you also suggested!!!
January 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Good tip, thanks. And I’ll take a look at the alternative you also suggested!!!
Crowds do bother me. Maybe I can get an early or late viewing time.
January 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Crowds do bother me. Maybe I can get an early or late viewing time.
Thanks - I always love Paris. This would be an amazing bonus!!
January 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thanks - I always love Paris. This would be an amazing bonus!!
I’m visiting Paris in the middle of January, but you can only book a slot during the two days before you want to view, and the day itself. Is there a trick to getting a ticket? Start at midnight?
January 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m visiting Paris in the middle of January, but you can only book a slot during the two days before you want to view, and the day itself. Is there a trick to getting a ticket? Start at midnight?
It’s terrifying how stupid she thinks her audience is, isn’t it? This is how the Tories thought of their voters.
January 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s terrifying how stupid she thinks her audience is, isn’t it? This is how the Tories thought of their voters.
That caught me out too!!
January 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That caught me out too!!