Elai
@elai.bsky.social
Water engineer, cyclist, walker, talker, weirdo.
A better world is possible
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A better world is possible
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Excuse me, aren't you forgetting someone?
August 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Excuse me, aren't you forgetting someone?
Biking the Bay Trail listening to cumbia smokin on that shit that turned del Toro into del Taco
May 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Biking the Bay Trail listening to cumbia smokin on that shit that turned del Toro into del Taco
Top events of 2025:
NATO Summit, World Aquatics Championship, World Games in Chengdu, Bolivian Election
NATO Summit, World Aquatics Championship, World Games in Chengdu, Bolivian Election
May 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Top events of 2025:
NATO Summit, World Aquatics Championship, World Games in Chengdu, Bolivian Election
NATO Summit, World Aquatics Championship, World Games in Chengdu, Bolivian Election
Uninformed surface-level knowledge of the subject matter - would get absolutely schooled by your average poster
Panicky and grossly misleading headline
Extraordinary self-centered
Oh yeah baby that’s definitely Journalism
Panicky and grossly misleading headline
Extraordinary self-centered
Oh yeah baby that’s definitely Journalism
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Uninformed surface-level knowledge of the subject matter - would get absolutely schooled by your average poster
Panicky and grossly misleading headline
Extraordinary self-centered
Oh yeah baby that’s definitely Journalism
Panicky and grossly misleading headline
Extraordinary self-centered
Oh yeah baby that’s definitely Journalism
Nonsense, this is hilarious and it was written by GPT-3 in 2022
April 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nonsense, this is hilarious and it was written by GPT-3 in 2022
What would we do without this craft
March 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What would we do without this craft
Hm I wonder what I was looking at when I said that
Turns out it was an animation of a horrible zombie writhing around on the floor
“An insult to life itself” is the aesthetic goal! They nailed it!!
Turns out it was an animation of a horrible zombie writhing around on the floor
“An insult to life itself” is the aesthetic goal! They nailed it!!
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hm I wonder what I was looking at when I said that
Turns out it was an animation of a horrible zombie writhing around on the floor
“An insult to life itself” is the aesthetic goal! They nailed it!!
Turns out it was an animation of a horrible zombie writhing around on the floor
“An insult to life itself” is the aesthetic goal! They nailed it!!
The new OpenAI image model is incredible fun
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The new OpenAI image model is incredible fun
The pope literally called out the heatmap meme
February 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The pope literally called out the heatmap meme
Got faster in the second half 🦵🦵
December 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Got faster in the second half 🦵🦵
Yes, every single person who bought the coin was just salty that they couldn’t dump on the next sucker
December 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Yes, every single person who bought the coin was just salty that they couldn’t dump on the next sucker
Committed to cycling through the entire NFL early window but my own fantasy kicker Sanders sent it into overtime with a 52-yarder
Do I keep going
Do I keep going
December 8, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Committed to cycling through the entire NFL early window but my own fantasy kicker Sanders sent it into overtime with a 52-yarder
Do I keep going
Do I keep going
New record 💪 (we need an equivalent flexing gesture for legs)
November 29, 2024 at 11:01 PM
New record 💪 (we need an equivalent flexing gesture for legs)
They’re milking baristas now? Ay yo
November 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
They’re milking baristas now? Ay yo
Appetizer complete. Bouche feeling pretty amused. Winter air feeling lovely. Nice soup ahead then the main course
November 29, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Appetizer complete. Bouche feeling pretty amused. Winter air feeling lovely. Nice soup ahead then the main course
It’s actually shocking how utterly garbage Strava is at data visualization
These “progress” graphs have been virtually untouched in the app for a decade and are blown the fuck out by a hobbyist website
These “progress” graphs have been virtually untouched in the app for a decade and are blown the fuck out by a hobbyist website
November 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
It’s actually shocking how utterly garbage Strava is at data visualization
These “progress” graphs have been virtually untouched in the app for a decade and are blown the fuck out by a hobbyist website
These “progress” graphs have been virtually untouched in the app for a decade and are blown the fuck out by a hobbyist website
And they say internet culture is dead
Haven’t seen good honest shoeleather trolling like this in a while
huggingface.co/datasets/not...
Haven’t seen good honest shoeleather trolling like this in a while
huggingface.co/datasets/not...
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
And they say internet culture is dead
Haven’t seen good honest shoeleather trolling like this in a while
huggingface.co/datasets/not...
Haven’t seen good honest shoeleather trolling like this in a while
huggingface.co/datasets/not...
“French guy judges thanksgiving food” damn he nailed us
November 28, 2024 at 5:09 AM
“French guy judges thanksgiving food” damn he nailed us
There’s also no substance to this wild allegation? You are unwell
November 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
There’s also no substance to this wild allegation? You are unwell