el1a
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inject jakobi’s accent into my veins #govols #easttennesseyoullwaysbe
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
inject jakobi’s accent into my veins #govols #easttennesseyoullwaysbe
meant to say this earlier but I’ve never seen a more freshman free throw shot than what nate ament puts up
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
meant to say this earlier but I’ve never seen a more freshman free throw shot than what nate ament puts up
you know we are so back when I audibly declare WOW #gobasketball
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
you know we are so back when I audibly declare WOW #gobasketball
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lol duke you cold bitches
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
lol duke you cold bitches
pondering the over/under on the belle meade blowout bar’s ability to provide me with a diet coke
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
pondering the over/under on the belle meade blowout bar’s ability to provide me with a diet coke
the foolish pride resulting from being asked to check in on someone’s pet
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the foolish pride resulting from being asked to check in on someone’s pet
*i* first learned about tyco toys when my high school crush delivered a persuasive speech comparing super blocks to lego
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
*i* first learned about tyco toys when my high school crush delivered a persuasive speech comparing super blocks to lego
my mother is not a wine mom but she is a mahjong mom
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my mother is not a wine mom but she is a mahjong mom
me: these sweet summer children flattening stranger things to ship wars
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: these sweet summer children flattening stranger things to ship wars
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
blessed that ESPN is back on YouTubeTV just in time for me to watch the only five WVU lady Mountaineers not ejected finish out their basketball game against Duke at the Greenbrier
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
blessed that ESPN is back on YouTubeTV just in time for me to watch the only five WVU lady Mountaineers not ejected finish out their basketball game against Duke at the Greenbrier
explaining heterofatalism to my husband, the aloof wife
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
explaining heterofatalism to my husband, the aloof wife
imagine explaining the netflix house moving into the former lord & taylor at king prussia mall to samuel lord and gw taylor
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
imagine explaining the netflix house moving into the former lord & taylor at king prussia mall to samuel lord and gw taylor
truly cannot believe we are talking about the red grooms carousel again
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
truly cannot believe we are talking about the red grooms carousel again
wasn’t my dog but she wishes it was
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
wasn’t my dog but she wishes it was
made the rosh hashanah cake a month late but now I have the spiced honey apple goodness when it isn’t 100 degrees outside
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
made the rosh hashanah cake a month late but now I have the spiced honey apple goodness when it isn’t 100 degrees outside
millennial culture is believing you’re so vain is about matthew mcconaughey
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
millennial culture is believing you’re so vain is about matthew mcconaughey
do we think the AAA guy will understand / appreciate an eldest daughter joke
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
do we think the AAA guy will understand / appreciate an eldest daughter joke
alright, Trevor Lawrence with one of the best TDs I’ve ever seen
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
alright, Trevor Lawrence with one of the best TDs I’ve ever seen
few things like an errant shibboleth
October 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
few things like an errant shibboleth
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get on the plane right now drive straight to the airport do not stop in the locker room GET OUT OF THERE
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
get on the plane right now drive straight to the airport do not stop in the locker room GET OUT OF THERE