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Rogan, no not that one guy
@el-rogano.bsky.social
West Texas born and raised
Baltimore Ravens fan
Avid D&D player (occasionally DMs)
Relentless ally of the LGBTQ+ community🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Pragmatistic Eternal Optimist with a lot of anxiety and depression.
Gym Rat🏋🏻‍♂️
Overexplains almost everything.
I pity the men that don’t wanna eat out their girls or even engage in foreplay for that matter. Like damn we gotta give to get.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So I just learned there is a porn parody of Wizard of Oz that is also a really decent musical. That is fucking incredible.
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kids need to learn basic gym etiquette. If you see someone putting plates on equipment, ask if you can use a plate. Don’t just take. That’s rude. Always ask.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You ever just like dissociate in the grocery parking lot before going in?
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I firmly believe that trucks have long truck beds, especially lifted ones, should park all the way in the back parking lots of places and make that a law. They are huge safety risks, even if it is extremely obvious overcompensation
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hot take: I love seasons seven and eight of Game of Thrones. They weren’t as great, but I found joy in watching them.
October 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So I’m finally reading the Fourth Wing series. Violet and Dain are so cute together! I hope they stay together a long time.
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The post leg day pain is really real today. I’m allowed stiff down there and I hate it
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m really considering starting Cam Skattebo over Derek Henry this week. Those 3/3 fumbles in clutch moments are terrifying me
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m just so fucking right now
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Finally got the courage to ask a woman out, ghosted. What sucks is we were having a great conversation too. I thought finally I don’t have to be lonely anymore. Damn.
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Rogan, no not that one guy
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They really need to make graphic tank tops in big guy sizes. Like 3XL through 6XL at least. #bigboyfashion
August 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This may be the depression talking, but I am so fucking tired of hearing people say “the right one will come around eventually”. It’s the same fuckers who never knew what it was like to be lonely. Every single time. I missed almost everything. My longest relationship is like a near decade off & on
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
SETH ROLLINS WORKED EVERYONE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
August 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Rogan, no not that one guy
August 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have come to accept that I am at least second husband material. It’s just how it is and that’s okay.
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s not fun having an extra ticket for a concert when your friends don’t have the time or the same music taste. Got it for an ex originally but now we are done. I still plan on going because it’s one of my favorite bands but still
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I wonder when my next relationship will bring. Hopefully nothing too structured and something more of a common interest outside of politics. Like yeah we are on the same page but at the same time I’m just like “can I have a smidge of emotional intimacy as well?”
May 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hot take: if you are a good person and not religious, you are 100% a better man person because you are without a leash or fear of punishment for something you can not see or believe. You’re just good for the sake of being good.
April 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I failed. I absolutely failed. I fail to take care of the woman I love. I’m a trash boyfriend. I fucking suck. I just go find a fucking hole and die.
April 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This might be a big dealbreaker for me like I get she has her own decisions and everything, but I have to have my own desire and wants gone after also.
April 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yesterday my girlfriend told me if she didn’t want kids and it just felt like a shotgun point blank at my face being fired off. I was wondering what the monkey‘s paw was. I know it’s selfish to say I don’t want to adopt, but I want my own kids from birth till my own death. It is my only selfish wish
April 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bidets need to become the standard for toilet usage cleanup and should be available in every single bathroom in this country. A clean ass means a clean soul.
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM