Rogan, no not that one guy
@el-rogano.bsky.social
West Texas born and raised
Baltimore Ravens fan
Avid D&D player (occasionally DMs)
Relentless ally of the LGBTQ+ community🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Pragmatistic Eternal Optimist with a lot of anxiety and depression.
Gym Rat🏋🏻♂️
Overexplains almost everything.
Baltimore Ravens fan
Avid D&D player (occasionally DMs)
Relentless ally of the LGBTQ+ community🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Pragmatistic Eternal Optimist with a lot of anxiety and depression.
Gym Rat🏋🏻♂️
Overexplains almost everything.
I pity the men that don’t wanna eat out their girls or even engage in foreplay for that matter. Like damn we gotta give to get.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I pity the men that don’t wanna eat out their girls or even engage in foreplay for that matter. Like damn we gotta give to get.
So I just learned there is a porn parody of Wizard of Oz that is also a really decent musical. That is fucking incredible.
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So I just learned there is a porn parody of Wizard of Oz that is also a really decent musical. That is fucking incredible.
Kids need to learn basic gym etiquette. If you see someone putting plates on equipment, ask if you can use a plate. Don’t just take. That’s rude. Always ask.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kids need to learn basic gym etiquette. If you see someone putting plates on equipment, ask if you can use a plate. Don’t just take. That’s rude. Always ask.
You ever just like dissociate in the grocery parking lot before going in?
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You ever just like dissociate in the grocery parking lot before going in?
I firmly believe that trucks have long truck beds, especially lifted ones, should park all the way in the back parking lots of places and make that a law. They are huge safety risks, even if it is extremely obvious overcompensation
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I firmly believe that trucks have long truck beds, especially lifted ones, should park all the way in the back parking lots of places and make that a law. They are huge safety risks, even if it is extremely obvious overcompensation
Hot take: I love seasons seven and eight of Game of Thrones. They weren’t as great, but I found joy in watching them.
October 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hot take: I love seasons seven and eight of Game of Thrones. They weren’t as great, but I found joy in watching them.
So I’m finally reading the Fourth Wing series. Violet and Dain are so cute together! I hope they stay together a long time.
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So I’m finally reading the Fourth Wing series. Violet and Dain are so cute together! I hope they stay together a long time.
The post leg day pain is really real today. I’m allowed stiff down there and I hate it
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The post leg day pain is really real today. I’m allowed stiff down there and I hate it
I’m really considering starting Cam Skattebo over Derek Henry this week. Those 3/3 fumbles in clutch moments are terrifying me
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m really considering starting Cam Skattebo over Derek Henry this week. Those 3/3 fumbles in clutch moments are terrifying me
I’m just so fucking right now
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m just so fucking right now
Finally got the courage to ask a woman out, ghosted. What sucks is we were having a great conversation too. I thought finally I don’t have to be lonely anymore. Damn.
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Finally got the courage to ask a woman out, ghosted. What sucks is we were having a great conversation too. I thought finally I don’t have to be lonely anymore. Damn.
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They really need to make graphic tank tops in big guy sizes. Like 3XL through 6XL at least. #bigboyfashion
August 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They really need to make graphic tank tops in big guy sizes. Like 3XL through 6XL at least. #bigboyfashion
This may be the depression talking, but I am so fucking tired of hearing people say “the right one will come around eventually”. It’s the same fuckers who never knew what it was like to be lonely. Every single time. I missed almost everything. My longest relationship is like a near decade off & on
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This may be the depression talking, but I am so fucking tired of hearing people say “the right one will come around eventually”. It’s the same fuckers who never knew what it was like to be lonely. Every single time. I missed almost everything. My longest relationship is like a near decade off & on
SETH ROLLINS WORKED EVERYONE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
August 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
SETH ROLLINS WORKED EVERYONE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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I have come to accept that I am at least second husband material. It’s just how it is and that’s okay.
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I have come to accept that I am at least second husband material. It’s just how it is and that’s okay.
It’s not fun having an extra ticket for a concert when your friends don’t have the time or the same music taste. Got it for an ex originally but now we are done. I still plan on going because it’s one of my favorite bands but still
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s not fun having an extra ticket for a concert when your friends don’t have the time or the same music taste. Got it for an ex originally but now we are done. I still plan on going because it’s one of my favorite bands but still
I wonder when my next relationship will bring. Hopefully nothing too structured and something more of a common interest outside of politics. Like yeah we are on the same page but at the same time I’m just like “can I have a smidge of emotional intimacy as well?”
May 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I wonder when my next relationship will bring. Hopefully nothing too structured and something more of a common interest outside of politics. Like yeah we are on the same page but at the same time I’m just like “can I have a smidge of emotional intimacy as well?”
Hot take: if you are a good person and not religious, you are 100% a better man person because you are without a leash or fear of punishment for something you can not see or believe. You’re just good for the sake of being good.
April 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hot take: if you are a good person and not religious, you are 100% a better man person because you are without a leash or fear of punishment for something you can not see or believe. You’re just good for the sake of being good.
I failed. I absolutely failed. I fail to take care of the woman I love. I’m a trash boyfriend. I fucking suck. I just go find a fucking hole and die.
April 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I failed. I absolutely failed. I fail to take care of the woman I love. I’m a trash boyfriend. I fucking suck. I just go find a fucking hole and die.
This might be a big dealbreaker for me like I get she has her own decisions and everything, but I have to have my own desire and wants gone after also.
April 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This might be a big dealbreaker for me like I get she has her own decisions and everything, but I have to have my own desire and wants gone after also.
Yesterday my girlfriend told me if she didn’t want kids and it just felt like a shotgun point blank at my face being fired off. I was wondering what the monkey‘s paw was. I know it’s selfish to say I don’t want to adopt, but I want my own kids from birth till my own death. It is my only selfish wish
April 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yesterday my girlfriend told me if she didn’t want kids and it just felt like a shotgun point blank at my face being fired off. I was wondering what the monkey‘s paw was. I know it’s selfish to say I don’t want to adopt, but I want my own kids from birth till my own death. It is my only selfish wish
Bidets need to become the standard for toilet usage cleanup and should be available in every single bathroom in this country. A clean ass means a clean soul.
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Bidets need to become the standard for toilet usage cleanup and should be available in every single bathroom in this country. A clean ass means a clean soul.