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Patricio Montaño
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Mexican born, SoCal raised, current Coloradan, aspiring Iberian.
There are those who call me…Pat?
He, him, his.
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Action figures have gotten oddly specific.
How are the Google Fiber commercials constantly on every streaming channel?
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Holiday Hot Take:
Christmas Vacation is overrated.
Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It’s mid-November in Colorado and it’s almost 80 degrees.
What are we doing here?
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Not to brag, but I’ve gotten really good at eating string cheese AND sliced cheese completely hands-free.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I know trump’s brain is a trash bag of used cat litter and his toddler-style attention has moved on to the next shiny object…but what happened to all the breathless “Acquiring Greenland is a MUST for American national security” talk his administration kept hammering us with?
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Charlie Kirk most definitely did NOT deserve to be shot and killed. Also, he was a POS who said “If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like 'boy, I hope he is qualified.”, repeatedly told girls they should go to college only to find a husband, and espoused “The Great Replacement”.

Both can be true.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
At least Dr. Spaceman was a doctor.
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Impressive day of college football for us. Set up in our living room at 7am for Game Day. Watched Ohio State (Go Bucks!), Penn State (We Are!), LSU/Clemson (both coaches are giant d-bags, so whatever), and started Cal/Oregon State before realizing we’d been sitting in front of the TV for 14 hours.
August 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I feel like if a fast food place is charging $8 for a mediocre burger, the least they can do is have those little overhangs at the drive through order box and windows for when it’s raining/snowing.
August 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
After a long resistance, this is the year I give in. This fall is where, for the first time, I’ll indulge in everything pumpkin…pumpkin spice, pumpkin beer, even pumpkin pie.
July 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Incredible sighting yesterday! Conan could not have been nicer. He asked for each of our names and shook everyone’s hand. I could only blabber about how much we love him. It’s true what they say about him…nice, kind, and genuine.
July 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I like Halloween way more than the average person, but it’s mid-June… c’mon.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Scenes from downtown Denver today. Lots of anger, optimism, clever signs, and real patriotism.
June 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I leave conspiracy theories to the right, but I looked up these numbers myself on Rockland County’s election results site and they check out. You can see for yourself…

www.rocklandcountyny.gov/departments/...
June 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Media headline for Trump saying Biden is a robot: “Dems struggle to prove Joe Biden is not a robot.”
June 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by Patricio Montaño
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
May 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So the same people that say things like “Jesus is the way” and quote scripture to show what good Christians they are, also believe cruelty = strength, decency = weakness, and empathy is a symptom of wokeness run amok.
April 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Visiting my puffy-jacket-wearing-in-87-degree-Texas-weather dad, made me realize how fortunate we are to have dual zone climate control.
March 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Action figures have gotten oddly specific.
March 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM