How are the Google Fiber commercials constantly on every streaming channel?

Holiday Hot Take:
Christmas Vacation is overrated.
Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.

It’s mid-November in Colorado and it’s almost 80 degrees.
What are we doing here?

Not to brag, but I’ve gotten really good at eating string cheese AND sliced cheese completely hands-free.

I know trump’s brain is a trash bag of used cat litter and his toddler-style attention has moved on to the next shiny object…but what happened to all the breathless “Acquiring Greenland is a MUST for American national security” talk his administration kept hammering us with?

Charlie Kirk most definitely did NOT deserve to be shot and killed. Also, he was a POS who said “If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like 'boy, I hope he is qualified.”, repeatedly told girls they should go to college only to find a husband, and espoused “The Great Replacement”.

Both can be true.

At least Dr. Spaceman was a doctor.

Impressive day of college football for us. Set up in our living room at 7am for Game Day. Watched Ohio State (Go Bucks!), Penn State (We Are!), LSU/Clemson (both coaches are giant d-bags, so whatever), and started Cal/Oregon State before realizing we’d been sitting in front of the TV for 14 hours.

I feel like if a fast food place is charging $8 for a mediocre burger, the least they can do is have those little overhangs at the drive through order box and windows for when it’s raining/snowing.

After a long resistance, this is the year I give in. This fall is where, for the first time, I’ll indulge in everything pumpkin…pumpkin spice, pumpkin beer, even pumpkin pie.

Incredible sighting yesterday! Conan could not have been nicer. He asked for each of our names and shook everyone’s hand. I could only blabber about how much we love him. It’s true what they say about him…nice, kind, and genuine.

I like Halloween way more than the average person, but it’s mid-June… c’mon.

Scenes from downtown Denver today. Lots of anger, optimism, clever signs, and real patriotism.

I leave conspiracy theories to the right, but I looked up these numbers myself on Rockland County’s election results site and they check out. You can see for yourself…

www.rocklandcountyny.gov/departments/...

Media headline for Trump saying Biden is a robot: “Dems struggle to prove Joe Biden is not a robot.”

Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."

So the same people that say things like “Jesus is the way” and quote scripture to show what good Christians they are, also believe cruelty = strength, decency = weakness, and empathy is a symptom of wokeness run amok.

Visiting my puffy-jacket-wearing-in-87-degree-Texas-weather dad, made me realize how fortunate we are to have dual zone climate control.

Action figures have gotten oddly specific.