"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Thanks for trying. Never much agreed with your policies, but will never question your patriotism.

Jesus Christ on a motor bike...

The guy he voted for skipped the draft! Don't talk to me about what's un-American.

I can smell the douche from this photo.

He really only wants more cheap labor.

Secretary of Prop Comedy

As a smoker, I fully support this!