Grumpo
@el-grumpo.bsky.social
Grumpy artist, Ohio cryptid, and weird Buick enjoyer. Photographs bugs and cars, draws furry goobers, and talks super robot anime.
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Grumpo
@el-grumpo.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Gonna try and treat this as a master post. This is Grumpo, and welcome to this place. I photograph bugs and cars, draw mostly light-hearted furry stuff, and watch and talk about old mecha anime. You can peek the replies to this post to see some of what I do!
Watching two middle aged men going through divorces having a dick measuring contest over their stress as if this isn't indicative of their larger issues.
Men amirite
Men amirite
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watching two middle aged men going through divorces having a dick measuring contest over their stress as if this isn't indicative of their larger issues.
Men amirite
Men amirite
Posting some past examples to drum up interest!
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Posting some past examples to drum up interest!
I start sleep study/therapy stuff next week and holy shit I'm hoping it makes things better. This past year has been a complete blur as I've spent like half of it semi conscious. It's so weird because whatever the issue, it only started the past year, too.
Also buy a cookie to help support this >:V
Also buy a cookie to help support this >:V
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I start sleep study/therapy stuff next week and holy shit I'm hoping it makes things better. This past year has been a complete blur as I've spent like half of it semi conscious. It's so weird because whatever the issue, it only started the past year, too.
Also buy a cookie to help support this >:V
Also buy a cookie to help support this >:V
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Like I said imma give this a try this year! There's not much to it- fill out the form and I turn your thing into a festive gingerbread cookie with goodies on top!
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Like I said imma give this a try this year! There's not much to it- fill out the form and I turn your thing into a festive gingerbread cookie with goodies on top!
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
*tiredly singing theme songs to keep awake/focused*
Muh muh muh MAAAAaaaaughSk
Muh muh muh MAAAAaaaaughSk
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*tiredly singing theme songs to keep awake/focused*
Muh muh muh MAAAAaaaaughSk
Muh muh muh MAAAAaaaaughSk
Like I said imma give this a try this year! There's not much to it- fill out the form and I turn your thing into a festive gingerbread cookie with goodies on top!
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Like I said imma give this a try this year! There's not much to it- fill out the form and I turn your thing into a festive gingerbread cookie with goodies on top!
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
Interested? follow the form here: forms.gle/CJNP3tk6ypCp...
Friendly reminder to folks that if you repost NSFW/Kink comms, you can @ my FA or my NSFW page here (same name as my FA!) depending on subject
This is my personal/SFW page and while I'm not ashamed of what I draw, I'd rather there not be confusion or upsetting folks who follow me for other things
This is my personal/SFW page and while I'm not ashamed of what I draw, I'd rather there not be confusion or upsetting folks who follow me for other things
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Friendly reminder to folks that if you repost NSFW/Kink comms, you can @ my FA or my NSFW page here (same name as my FA!) depending on subject
This is my personal/SFW page and while I'm not ashamed of what I draw, I'd rather there not be confusion or upsetting folks who follow me for other things
This is my personal/SFW page and while I'm not ashamed of what I draw, I'd rather there not be confusion or upsetting folks who follow me for other things
I saw someone more popular than me charging like twice what I offer here so you know what fuck you I'm doing these >:V I'll post more details in the next day or two
So hey at one point I was doing these festive cookie pics during the holiday season. It was originally to help my bro and his family during the holidays but I was thinking of bringing it back since I have medical bills. Is this anything anyone would be interested in? I do them for like $10-15 a pop
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I saw someone more popular than me charging like twice what I offer here so you know what fuck you I'm doing these >:V I'll post more details in the next day or two
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Imagine being too much of a fucking idiot to understand the face value text of Homelander
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Imagine being too much of a fucking idiot to understand the face value text of Homelander
The printer had an accident but ended up making abstract art of a bridge and its reflection in the chilly waters
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The printer had an accident but ended up making abstract art of a bridge and its reflection in the chilly waters
Welp I had to cancel an appointment as a result but it turns out they cancelled it like an hour ago anyways so... thanks irony?
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Welp I had to cancel an appointment as a result but it turns out they cancelled it like an hour ago anyways so... thanks irony?
Me: I have pink eye. I'd rather play it safe and stay home
Work: You should be good just wash your hands
... Okay...
Work: You should be good just wash your hands
... Okay...
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Me: I have pink eye. I'd rather play it safe and stay home
Work: You should be good just wash your hands
... Okay...
Work: You should be good just wash your hands
... Okay...
So hey at one point I was doing these festive cookie pics during the holiday season. It was originally to help my bro and his family during the holidays but I was thinking of bringing it back since I have medical bills. Is this anything anyone would be interested in? I do them for like $10-15 a pop
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So hey at one point I was doing these festive cookie pics during the holiday season. It was originally to help my bro and his family during the holidays but I was thinking of bringing it back since I have medical bills. Is this anything anyone would be interested in? I do them for like $10-15 a pop
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Misty's enjoying some juice. 🍊
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Misty's enjoying some juice. 🍊
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
1990 Honda Prelude
2001 Saturn LS
2005 Mazda 3
2017 Mazda 3
1990 Buick Reatta
(still own the last two)
1990 Honda Prelude
2001 Saturn LS
2005 Mazda 3
2017 Mazda 3
1990 Buick Reatta
(still own the last two)
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
1990 Honda Prelude
2001 Saturn LS
2005 Mazda 3
2017 Mazda 3
1990 Buick Reatta
(still own the last two)
1990 Honda Prelude
2001 Saturn LS
2005 Mazda 3
2017 Mazda 3
1990 Buick Reatta
(still own the last two)
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Karaoke with the family
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Karaoke with the family
Repost but remember to not be afraid to take advantage of your big, noisy, easily manipulated children during this shopping season.
(Also did you know roo toots don't contain the smelly methane? look it up!)
(Also did you know roo toots don't contain the smelly methane? look it up!)
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Repost but remember to not be afraid to take advantage of your big, noisy, easily manipulated children during this shopping season.
(Also did you know roo toots don't contain the smelly methane? look it up!)
(Also did you know roo toots don't contain the smelly methane? look it up!)
Because I got pink eye and have to miss out on Friendsgiving, I instead got plenty of bedrest and exercised.
Fuck you, Thanksgiving. I will instead lose weight >:V (I want fried or smoked turkey though :< )
Fuck you, Thanksgiving. I will instead lose weight >:V (I want fried or smoked turkey though :< )
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Because I got pink eye and have to miss out on Friendsgiving, I instead got plenty of bedrest and exercised.
Fuck you, Thanksgiving. I will instead lose weight >:V (I want fried or smoked turkey though :< )
Fuck you, Thanksgiving. I will instead lose weight >:V (I want fried or smoked turkey though :< )
Found out I won't be getting paid for holidays off this week, since I'm still new at my job (bleah.)
Anyone interested in a comm or two to help make up for the loss?
forms.gle/WQ4cPUaP1nMk...
Anyone interested in a comm or two to help make up for the loss?
forms.gle/WQ4cPUaP1nMk...
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Found out I won't be getting paid for holidays off this week, since I'm still new at my job (bleah.)
Anyone interested in a comm or two to help make up for the loss?
forms.gle/WQ4cPUaP1nMk...
Anyone interested in a comm or two to help make up for the loss?
forms.gle/WQ4cPUaP1nMk...
Forced to listen to country music and there's a song making fun of the Honda Ridgeline in it's lyrics. I had no idea the stupid opinion that it's "not a truck" was prevalent enough to be a cultural point :T
Y'all fucking stupid.
Y'all fucking stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Forced to listen to country music and there's a song making fun of the Honda Ridgeline in it's lyrics. I had no idea the stupid opinion that it's "not a truck" was prevalent enough to be a cultural point :T
Y'all fucking stupid.
Y'all fucking stupid.
Ouuuugh really want to give myself the day off but still got that "I've only been here a few weeks maybe not" anxiety. I work with creeps but fuck I still need the paycheck until I can find an out.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ouuuugh really want to give myself the day off but still got that "I've only been here a few weeks maybe not" anxiety. I work with creeps but fuck I still need the paycheck until I can find an out.
When I specify that Cooke is based off childhood memories of mom, it doesn't mean my mom died but rather that pedestal has long broken and it's really hard to maintain. Talked to mom about my recent experience as "Epstein-like" and she was just like "you'll feel better on payday"
(spoiler: no.)
(spoiler: no.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When I specify that Cooke is based off childhood memories of mom, it doesn't mean my mom died but rather that pedestal has long broken and it's really hard to maintain. Talked to mom about my recent experience as "Epstein-like" and she was just like "you'll feel better on payday"
(spoiler: no.)
(spoiler: no.)
Had a "give me a sign" moment, then witnessed two car crashes on the way to work.
I tend to not put much weight into these things, but hmmm...
I tend to not put much weight into these things, but hmmm...
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Had a "give me a sign" moment, then witnessed two car crashes on the way to work.
I tend to not put much weight into these things, but hmmm...
I tend to not put much weight into these things, but hmmm...
I'm not going to talk about my job a lot anymore. Something happened today that's still leaving me very uncomfortable to have listened to.
My workplace doesn't deserve the words I give it anymore. I'm just going to keep looking and do things one day at a time.
My workplace doesn't deserve the words I give it anymore. I'm just going to keep looking and do things one day at a time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm not going to talk about my job a lot anymore. Something happened today that's still leaving me very uncomfortable to have listened to.
My workplace doesn't deserve the words I give it anymore. I'm just going to keep looking and do things one day at a time.
My workplace doesn't deserve the words I give it anymore. I'm just going to keep looking and do things one day at a time.
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Furry used to be a lot more weird about species, I think. Now it's like yeah sure man be a bird, be a bug, be an alien salmon-moth with an alternate wereshark form. You'll probably have a thick ass and a tuft of fur on your head anyway so who cares?
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Furry used to be a lot more weird about species, I think. Now it's like yeah sure man be a bird, be a bug, be an alien salmon-moth with an alternate wereshark form. You'll probably have a thick ass and a tuft of fur on your head anyway so who cares?