vindicated in the worst way possible: the task i had been procrastinating took way longer and was way more annoying that i thought it would be

hating yourself? many such cases.

tried to add my neopronouns to blackboard via "request pronouns" which apparently will now be reviewed by an administrator 😭 imagine having the job of reviewing a bunch of 18yos' neopronouns. literal gender police coming to check your pronouns this is the world the woke want.

Wednesday 1 November is such a fake date. that's like the date a laptop opens on before you've set it up. strike it from the calendar.

i am a true ally (missing the football for a queer event)

the one thing i will truly be a dick over is people calling themselves coffee lovers then talking about starbucks and vanilla syrup and nescafe pods. at what point do we draw the line between a "coffee" and a milkshake?! if you tell me you like coffee i wanna talk about beans and extraction methods!

one thing i love about tufc is the match highlights will always be the same length. 5-0 win with two penalties? 11 mins. 0-1 defeat with 2 shots on target? 11 mins. even if they score 5 in the first half and 0 in the second, the second half will start no later than 6mins in to the highlights

transitioning to being a nuisance