el-alto.bsky.social
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I was laughing without realizing it while reading this, was distracted by the sound, so read the thing again, still laughing, took me a while to realize what was happening. Posting this, it sounds like I'm senile I guess.
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 PM
if we take up a collection and give Homan 50,000 dollars in a paper sack, can he arrange for ice to leave town?
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
theres a story of some coach going to moscow, met putin, showed him his superbowl ring, putin took it, the coach says to the state dept, wtf, they said let it go.
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
that purple heart someone gave him, i always wanted one, thanks, i really think he thinks he was awarded the purple heart.
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
if that actually happens make that his moniker, the coat of arms he appropriated, 2nd hand. what else, must be something. his 707 or 727 jet 2nd hand. daddy bought for 10 cents on the dollar, not how money laundering works. its too good a nick. i hope she does get the the peace prize 2nd hand.
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
thank you sister. a was using the word coherence and its a thing in a few politicians i appreciate, and after awhile i thought of you, what would Betty say to clarify today,, and you used the word i was ruminating on, coherence. anyway, god bless.
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
who is this 'we', Kemosabe
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
You had a sentence in this post without the word 'I' in it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
took freshman sociology a long time ago but let's see if i can play. Durkheim did suicide stats without PMRC, and ... i got nothing... ok, and without large language models. i guess im not good at this, dont have the imagination to do sociological patter. i mean patterns, well you know what i mean.
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
In the 90s, patented software meant: “2 + 2 = 4, please mail a nickel to Oracle.”
In 2025 it’s: “A×B=C. Hand over your grid’s electricity and half the country’s public land for data centers."
December 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
that was a elon musk thing, as i recall, after he told the advertisers to fxxx off, he then was going to sue some ad trade association for boycotting him, and somewhere along the line threatened thermo nuclear retribution. or something, you could google it.
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
they dont want you to mis-file it. whether you know the system is not the point. whether you think you know the system is not the point. people, as in some people i guess, not the point, put the books back in the wrong place on the shelf.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
yes, apparently, thank you. it may be a function of, i don't know, the white spaces, but that image is easy to read.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
before i read the text, i said, what is that typeface, and so on, it's easy to read. the 14 February example one.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I watched the first video that came up, she does not know how to use a knife, fast, doesn't matter, food cut correctly, or same size, doesn't matter, showing off her long fingers for the camera while she chops, scary.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My ha, ha, ha sounded very loud and strange. (followed by a very melodious 'oh my god')
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Mr Andy, I'm smiling at this, fellow practitioners of the comic arts, wanted to post it, saw your tweet,. look about 38:30 in .. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Vo...
Red State Update: live in Murfreesboro, Mamdani Blue Wave, Trump White House Destruction, MJT
YouTube video by Travis & Jonathan
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
assistive technology the AI says The AT is. anyways, i don' get your jokes and when you do post something serious, i dont get what you're saying, a little 'assistance'l would be nice, but dont think twice, its alright.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My, My, My, My ‪Sirota‬.
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
She likes a man in uniform. when there's a state dinner and an escort in uniform gives her his arm, she really digs it. Vicey versey, in the movies I've seen the sailors on liberty like the lady with the broken English. So I dunno.
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This must be somebodies plan. As in might be somebodies plan, as in who made the vid, who posted the vid, (trump person or occurs to me hacker). Or it's like hyper loop and going to mars to save humanity, Aspirational, what is to come for the MAGA future. But meanwhile money is made.
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No?
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog. But the robot hounds—released by some anonymous power—are busy making lists of the anonymous nobodies. Am I a conspiracy theorist? Maybe. But apparently, someone is.
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM