Luke
ekultrawets.bsky.social
Luke
@ekultrawets.bsky.social
Person
Easter I think
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I envy people who have the time to get worked up about such matters.
August 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Is it nice?
May 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Imagine being at a dinner party with Bryan!
May 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I can watch it on a loop hundreds of times and find it equally funny each time.
May 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You should notice an instant improvement. However, double the dose if you don’t.
May 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I prescribe Henry Weston’s Cider for this ailment.
May 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
East 17 had very few bad songs tbh
May 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Imagine being the love child of sausage, mash, beans and gravy.
May 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Easier times
May 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sweet Jesus
April 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Stuff like that boils my piss. Like when I’m looking after my Son alone and people say I’m babysitting. No just being a parent.
April 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
No dark corners to hide in there
April 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Ah man. I feel your pain. I remember once having an especially heavy Saturday session and on Sunday morning my wife reminded me I was taking our 3 year old to a soft play party at 11am!
April 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
12 hot wings - £1.50
April 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve followed your APSFND updates for years, and I’m starting to wonder if he just phones the talking clock
April 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Fry the fish skin down you fucking idiot”
April 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Whilst you fry your fish for 5 minutes, head out and forage for mushrooms”.
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Hello Fresh thing is totally correct. They’re like “whilst you prep your salad, butcher a whole chicken at the same time”.
April 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Imagine if it turns out she likes Henry Weston’s cider.
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
April 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM