Happy Holidays! Remember to gently beat your Archimedes kitty with the empty gift wrap tube, or he’ll yowl, steal eggnog from Santa’s mug, pre-open gifts, and bring a (mostly) dead mouse to the seven year old. (Just kidding, he still did all that and then body slammed the dog.) 🥴

Brb, writing a flash fiction about a facist loser showing up to the Anti Democracy demonstration and getting swarmed by the physical manifestation of his poor reading comprehension

I’m not really sure how to do social media in a way that doesn’t feel disingenuous, but I know that everyone needs to see Sonny watching his stories.

I was blown away by how much we could see last night!

Archimedes having a great day after biting the dog and a small child.