how lucky you are, kind guard.
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
how lucky you are, kind guard.
bold of you to assume melania considers him a friend
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
bold of you to assume melania considers him a friend
You may not be paid to think, but perhaps you should be kind guard.
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You may not be paid to think, but perhaps you should be kind guard.
Saw someone cast heat metal on a mouth full of iron coins once. Scarred me for life, but damn if it wasn’t impressive.
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Saw someone cast heat metal on a mouth full of iron coins once. Scarred me for life, but damn if it wasn’t impressive.
The pub has been murmuring about a handsome guard at the gate, perhaps your desire has already come true..?
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The pub has been murmuring about a handsome guard at the gate, perhaps your desire has already come true..?
Seems a good scheme to get a pint of ale without suspicion, kind guard. Stay aware!
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Seems a good scheme to get a pint of ale without suspicion, kind guard. Stay aware!
I think they’re called ‘children’, kind guard
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think they’re called ‘children’, kind guard
Have fun at the Dunk-a-Peasant
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Have fun at the Dunk-a-Peasant
Pride in one’s work is worth more than any gold🫡
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pride in one’s work is worth more than any gold🫡
It would make a nice heirloom, but would something that fine cut into your tavern funds?
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It would make a nice heirloom, but would something that fine cut into your tavern funds?