Some guy named Eli
@ejenngs.bsky.social
I just want people to live in peace and watch hockey and play long ass JRPGs
I love that for like 4 years the Bruins have overperformed in the regular season thanks to individual performances while being a mid to shit team in reality, delaying the inevitable crashout while also never being remotely close to contending.
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love that for like 4 years the Bruins have overperformed in the regular season thanks to individual performances while being a mid to shit team in reality, delaying the inevitable crashout while also never being remotely close to contending.
Genuinely curious how often that happens in a single season. McDavid gets shafted a TON by the refs. That doesn't mean you make it all up in a single fucking game when he's been shit, you fucking losers
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Genuinely curious how often that happens in a single season. McDavid gets shafted a TON by the refs. That doesn't mean you make it all up in a single fucking game when he's been shit, you fucking losers
This is SUCH an annoying October ass game
October 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is SUCH an annoying October ass game
I read every one of your posts in your soothing podcast script reading voice
September 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I read every one of your posts in your soothing podcast script reading voice
Why does your bio say all the stuff it does but your linktree is just ways to buy you stuff or give you money?
August 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why does your bio say all the stuff it does but your linktree is just ways to buy you stuff or give you money?
Great Value brand ginger Haley Joel Osment
July 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Great Value brand ginger Haley Joel Osment
Or aboat, if you will
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Or aboat, if you will
I wish we asked "after" in Canada. We only ever ask "about"
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I wish we asked "after" in Canada. We only ever ask "about"
idk, the Caps spending their late 1st on a Russian has never worked out - oh wait...
June 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
idk, the Caps spending their late 1st on a Russian has never worked out - oh wait...
Yeah, fair, but if you do that, they are never gonna come on your show again. The only reason this worked was because a bullshit artist went on the show of another bullshit artist and didn't realize he was dinner tonight.
June 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yeah, fair, but if you do that, they are never gonna come on your show again. The only reason this worked was because a bullshit artist went on the show of another bullshit artist and didn't realize he was dinner tonight.
These ICE guys are such fucking losers. Malding dorks DESPERATE to have frontline combat credentials but also too chickenshit to ever risk a fingernail so they raid domestic suburbs for middle aged day labourers
June 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
These ICE guys are such fucking losers. Malding dorks DESPERATE to have frontline combat credentials but also too chickenshit to ever risk a fingernail so they raid domestic suburbs for middle aged day labourers
Winning 6 on the road only to choke in 7 at home is the most OBVIOUS Leaf outcome imaginable, why would anyone expect them to lose game 6?
May 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Winning 6 on the road only to choke in 7 at home is the most OBVIOUS Leaf outcome imaginable, why would anyone expect them to lose game 6?
Marner's an amazing player. He's also a complete imposter in the top paid player convo.
May 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Marner's an amazing player. He's also a complete imposter in the top paid player convo.
Mid ass team carried by good goaltending and low event hockey through an 82 game season
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Mid ass team carried by good goaltending and low event hockey through an 82 game season
Whatever happens in this series, they've acquitted themselves EXTREMELY well. Better even than, you know, literally the Caps in their playoff series LAST SEASON. I'd say they were ultimately the better team in 2 of 3 games so far.
April 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Whatever happens in this series, they've acquitted themselves EXTREMELY well. Better even than, you know, literally the Caps in their playoff series LAST SEASON. I'd say they were ultimately the better team in 2 of 3 games so far.
Wonder what the record would've been if MSL et all hadn't forced the Newhook - Suzuki - Caufield experiment for as long as they did. Maybe Slaf just benefits from riding Suzuki/Caufields coat tails... but Burrows didn't exactly hold back the Sedins
April 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wonder what the record would've been if MSL et all hadn't forced the Newhook - Suzuki - Caufield experiment for as long as they did. Maybe Slaf just benefits from riding Suzuki/Caufields coat tails... but Burrows didn't exactly hold back the Sedins
It would be irony if the Leafs go deep or win a cup by playing the most shit hockey imaginable after 10 years of fucking up
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It would be irony if the Leafs go deep or win a cup by playing the most shit hockey imaginable after 10 years of fucking up
Wolverine meme but it's good stick Lehky. Wish he'd be on this skilled Habs team.
April 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Wolverine meme but it's good stick Lehky. Wish he'd be on this skilled Habs team.
I'm so sorry for your loss
April 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'm so sorry for your loss
Suzuki, Kovalev, Koivu, Domi, Plekanec, Caufield, Pacioretty. That's the list of players who have put up 66 pts or more... in the last 25 years.
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Suzuki, Kovalev, Koivu, Domi, Plekanec, Caufield, Pacioretty. That's the list of players who have put up 66 pts or more... in the last 25 years.