No one will tell me if Luigi is related to Chuck Mangione of King of the Hill fame

Homosexuality is your wife and you forgoing christmas presents for one another in favor of investing in a nice set of stainless steel pans instead

Brian Wilson really popped off when he wrote the lyric “Sometimes I feel very sad.” Same bro.

I hit em with the percy bysshe shelley booty shorts

I’m excited to see Wicked on Wednesday but it’s a shame nothing will ever look as good as the Wizard of Oz again

Being kept up all night wondering whether Chappell Roan likes Pet Sounds.