Liz Joan
@ejbdseattle.bsky.social
Mom, Seattleite, history teacher, Mariners diehard, horse girl, she/her
The amount of time I spend trying to get my kids to eat food they just asked for
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The amount of time I spend trying to get my kids to eat food they just asked for
My children seem to have inherited both the night owl gene from me AND the early riser gene from their father
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My children seem to have inherited both the night owl gene from me AND the early riser gene from their father
Christmas gift question: what was the place to order mariners gear that people like? I know Simply Seattle, but wasn’t there another one?
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Christmas gift question: what was the place to order mariners gear that people like? I know Simply Seattle, but wasn’t there another one?
Got a wedge pillow to sleep on to help with reflux and it’s messing up my shoulder…is this just gonna be life now that I’m in my 40s? What helps with one bodily complaint makes another worse? 😂
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Got a wedge pillow to sleep on to help with reflux and it’s messing up my shoulder…is this just gonna be life now that I’m in my 40s? What helps with one bodily complaint makes another worse? 😂
The AuDHD experience of feeling extremely autistic with ADHD folks and extremely ADHD with autistic folks
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The AuDHD experience of feeling extremely autistic with ADHD folks and extremely ADHD with autistic folks
Torrent game was worth it (I’m converted, that was incredible) but how do my kids always know that I’ve been out late and coincidingly wake up at 5am 🥴
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Torrent game was worth it (I’m converted, that was incredible) but how do my kids always know that I’ve been out late and coincidingly wake up at 5am 🥴
Reposted by Liz Joan
TORRENT WIN!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
TORRENT WIN!!!!!
At the torrent game, realizing everything I know about hockey comes from letterkenney
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
At the torrent game, realizing everything I know about hockey comes from letterkenney
My husband finally did whatever update my iPhone has probably needed for awhile and I can’t even exactly put into words what’s changed (visually), but it’s very…migraine-inducing 😅
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My husband finally did whatever update my iPhone has probably needed for awhile and I can’t even exactly put into words what’s changed (visually), but it’s very…migraine-inducing 😅
Oh my god why do concerts start at night
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh my god why do concerts start at night
I survived it: going to Trader Joe’s with my kids for 3 items on the Sunday before Thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I survived it: going to Trader Joe’s with my kids for 3 items on the Sunday before Thanksgiving
Good morning everyone I just had to build a wall of pillows to seperate my kids on the couch
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Good morning everyone I just had to build a wall of pillows to seperate my kids on the couch
Fun to wake up to a feed full of skating (out on the west coast)! Now let’s go, Amber! 🙏🏻
#FinlandiaTrophy
#FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fun to wake up to a feed full of skating (out on the west coast)! Now let’s go, Amber! 🙏🏻
#FinlandiaTrophy
#FinlandiaTrophy
Kiddo got up before 5 again and so I went to snuggle with him in his bed and managed to JUST get him back to sleep when my alarm (which I’d forgotten about) went off 🫠
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Kiddo got up before 5 again and so I went to snuggle with him in his bed and managed to JUST get him back to sleep when my alarm (which I’d forgotten about) went off 🫠
“Why not be a teacher? You’d be a fine teacher. Perhaps even a great one.”
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Why not be a teacher? You’d be a fine teacher. Perhaps even a great one.”
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
Every Naylor quote just has me grinning. I love this
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every Naylor quote just has me grinning. I love this
Ok wait here’s a type of jellyfish that’s immortal?!
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ok wait here’s a type of jellyfish that’s immortal?!
Reposted by Liz Joan
Judge perfectly executed a season at what we’ve generally determined to be the 2nd or 3rd-least demanding position position. Raleigh was near-perfect at the most demanding by orders of magnitude.
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Judge perfectly executed a season at what we’ve generally determined to be the 2nd or 3rd-least demanding position position. Raleigh was near-perfect at the most demanding by orders of magnitude.
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
You can prepare all you want for parenthood but nothing prepares you for years of being woken up at 5am by someone yelling “I HAVE TO PEE!!!” in your face
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You can prepare all you want for parenthood but nothing prepares you for years of being woken up at 5am by someone yelling “I HAVE TO PEE!!!” in your face
I love that the other players are just as excited about this as we are 🥹
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love that the other players are just as excited about this as we are 🥹
Just scrolling down hitting like on every Josh Naylor post. Feels like September again. Next year is gonna be fun. It BETTER be fun, I can’t take anything else 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just scrolling down hitting like on every Josh Naylor post. Feels like September again. Next year is gonna be fun. It BETTER be fun, I can’t take anything else 😂
Hell yeah
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.
📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.
📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hell yeah
Not me grabbing a book called “Hannibal” out of a LFL thinking I was gonna learn about Carthage 😂 wrong Hannibal
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Not me grabbing a book called “Hannibal” out of a LFL thinking I was gonna learn about Carthage 😂 wrong Hannibal
So when you turn 40 they really just switch your whole Instagram feed to perimenopause content, huh
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So when you turn 40 they really just switch your whole Instagram feed to perimenopause content, huh
KEVIN WINS SKATE AMERICA!!!! 🤩 #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
KEVIN WINS SKATE AMERICA!!!! 🤩 #SkateAmerica