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E.J.Astrophel🏳️‍🌈
@ejastrophel.bsky.social
She/they

Queer Author of Not Your Type and The Art of Feeling, artist, graphic designer, Editor-in-Chief at Midnight Meadow Publishing, autistic, running on caffeine and audacity alone.
Hire me as your book cover designer for more cute kitten pics

📚🖌️
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We’ve been tent camping while we set up our off grid home. Up walks this guy last night.

The least the cat distribution system could do is send me child support.

So, if anyone is looking for a book cover designer, formatter, or interior book design, I now have another unexpected mouth to feed 😹
July 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am looking for one more author in need of a book cover to fill my calendar 📚

-I’m queer
-I’m disabled
-I do payment plans
-I don’t use AI
-I do my best to be affordable
July 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Once again, I am a book cover designer in search of authors who are looking for:

-payment plans
-designs that fit a budget
-AI free art/designs
-no charges for changes
-a disabled queer to support this pride
July 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Help a gay pay her rent
June 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This man I swear
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I strive to be affordable, I offer payment plans, and I do not use AI. I specialize in photo manipulation, but I’ve been doing a lot more illustration as of late.

Please share 🫶🏼
May 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I just realized this never made it here 🫠
May 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Daniel Hale Williams was the first Black cardiologist to successfully perform open-heart surgery. He also founded the first interracial hospital.

There’s a fictional movie about him starring the late Alan Rickman and Mos Def which was my first introduction to him and what he did for all of us.
February 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh. Okay.

The guy who started this?

Those of us with pattern recognition and a basic understanding of history are outraged rn.
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In case anyone didn’t believe me. They charge a $32.62 “convenience fee” to pay rent through an app (this is the ONLY way to pay rent).

And our rent on the lease is $980. The other $200+ is mostly sewage for some reason.
January 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Caught my first dumpster truck in the wild.

Why do these look so wrong? It’s giving that video where the guy puts all the shapes in the square hole
January 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Santa came for the fur children. Which is surprising because I have an orange and a wolf hybrid 😂
December 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hoping this level of happiness finds all the people who deserve it.
December 3, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I want my potato back 😭 this thing talks back and abuses me lmao
November 27, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Pretty sure my fortune cookie just told me to stop being a little bitch 😂😂😂😂
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I let him choose his own contact name 😂
November 4, 2024 at 2:26 AM
This man’s gonna be the death of me
October 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I forgot to share the news here 💍
October 20, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Oh my HEART!

Here’s my guy 😂
October 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Him: I had a dream you were Kamala Harris. You were still you. But you were Kamala Harris. Running for president. And we made our affair illicit because “a trans man? No!”

You ate JD Vance alive.

Also you let me break a window in the White House because it was white 💀
October 10, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I know this isn’t cute behavior. But all she wants is for me to sit in the grass under her favorite tree with her while she chews on a stick.

And all I want is for her to poop in this field and not my bathtub. And I’ve not felt this big of an impasse in my own life in years.
September 11, 2024 at 4:12 PM
In case anyone was wondering how training was going, miss independent would very much like to start off leash training. If only she could stop herding me 😂

On the plus side, she has already started alerting when my heart rate drops, a couple times waking from her nap. She learned this on her own
August 24, 2024 at 4:20 PM
If star signs aren’t real, tell me why my Taurus dog just yelled at me and tried to bite my ankles until I sat down on the grass with her to feel the earth and smell the air.
August 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
In an effort to make our complex more safe after a string of breakins and busted windows, they put in a fence and gate.

Which was nice. Effort appreciated. But there’s a momma deer and baby stuck in here. And we live on a super busy street
August 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM