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Looking at traffic on Christmas morning at 8:30 is funny. What do you mean the entire country has green traffic?
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If I'm speaking my truth, my Minecraft phase is more like 3 or 4 weeks
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Omg yay! Everyone go congratulate my successful and smart and handsome boyfriend for graduating or I will bonk you all crazy style.
Hey chat I didn’t mention this earlier but I’m graduating today lowk
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by Eizah Legs
Hey chat I didn’t mention this earlier but I’m graduating today lowk
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Its almost MFF, I can't wait to see what drama arises and makes me glad I wasn't there.

Furries trashing the con/hotels?
Problematic furries who should have been banned?
Maybe sexual deviance in public!
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Once more, people whose entire online presence is being sexy and hot when people only interact with them about being sexy and hot:
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sharks, my product is a useless knick-knack you'll find at the checkout of craft stores or 5 Below

Wow, I will fund your product in exchange for 99% ownership and 200% of your profits and a your firstborn

OMG OMG OMG Yes this is happening! My product is becoming reality!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Barq pls let me sort group members by proximity so I can find people with the same hobbies near me without having to check every profile 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I want to talk to someone about the present I got my man for Christmas but smh hes the only person I talk to so I cant
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fat man + his bodybuilder bf, iconic duo
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I need friends to talk about size with but who also isn't a brainless gooner
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When a furry doesn't seem interested in the conversation anymore so I bust out ol' reliable
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How it feels finding yourself in a macro micro piece
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
JUST IN: big beefy sexy man who came to fame by flexing and flirting with gay furries, deletes bluesky for being a "[liberal] echochamber for likewise thinkers"
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
One of the funniest online phenomena is when people build their entire account and online presence around how sexy and hot they are, then get mad when people only ever want to talk to them about how sexy and hot they are
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Life is the ultimate gooner game
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Omg you guys, domino's pizza got rid of the only thing on their menu that tasted remotely good. This is so sad.

On the bright side I will never need to use their app again
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Furrys be like, "oh you turned 18 a few months ago? You should naïvely move in with me so I can exploit you for sex"
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I recently began having a say in who we hire where I work and damn. Seeing some of these people really make me feel better about my resume. Not even in terms of my experience and skills, just damn. At least I don't have a 4 page resume, which is 3 pages work experience and a half page of references
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The micro mindset is paying $150 for a commission of your friend featuring yourself as a tiny colored speck somewhere on their body
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bitches be like "hear me outs on him" and its just a picture of Henry Cavill
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"Omg wow cute cool pair of shoes wow I want to buy them, wow I'm gonna do that"

*biggest size is 4 sizes too small*
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
omg you guys finally, warframe is adding a tutorial for modding, it only took then 13 years!
September 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"Hah, yeah all this is gonna last me a month!" I say, slapping the 15 Costco size cookie packs, knowing full well I'll be back next week because I ran out 3 days after buying them
September 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When you just trying to have some relaxing relic grinding in Warframe then the LR5 no life min-maxxer on Titania with thermal sunder joins
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM