Eis
@eisbrecher.bsky.social
FFXIV Player. Wooper Enthusiast. Man Enjoyer. Japanese Learner.
Please perceive my new daughter, she blesses you this day.
December 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Please perceive my new daughter, she blesses you this day.
My surprise level at seeing Mara is now a demon navigator in SMT5V after a community vote: 0
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
November 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My surprise level at seeing Mara is now a demon navigator in SMT5V after a community vote: 0
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Should I ever get the misfortune of rolling Dun Scaith in alliance raid roulette at some point. I'm pulling out yakety sax for the first fight.
October 31, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Should I ever get the misfortune of rolling Dun Scaith in alliance raid roulette at some point. I'm pulling out yakety sax for the first fight.
I've just started having the wii shop music on loop while playing FFXIV, it makes my roulettes into peak comedy.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
October 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I've just started having the wii shop music on loop while playing FFXIV, it makes my roulettes into peak comedy.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
The existence of a 'Serious Fraud Office' implies the existence of an Unserious Fraud Office.
October 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
The existence of a 'Serious Fraud Office' implies the existence of an Unserious Fraud Office.
I've been losing my shit at the received pronunciation of the word bow (as in the thing you shoot) for the last five minutes.
October 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I've been losing my shit at the received pronunciation of the word bow (as in the thing you shoot) for the last five minutes.
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October 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Burning and Pillaging a Village is perfectly legal if its for charity #couchstream
October 19, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Burning and Pillaging a Village is perfectly legal if its for charity #couchstream
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I can kill myself for a mere £1.49.
October 19, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I can kill myself for a mere £1.49.
Back in the day Starburst were named Opal Fruits. I feel like they should've been named Vauxhall Fruits in the UK to properly match with the car brand names.
October 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Back in the day Starburst were named Opal Fruits. I feel like they should've been named Vauxhall Fruits in the UK to properly match with the car brand names.
I bought some lemon and raspberry juice the other day. It's blue in colour, just like lemons and raspberries famously are.
October 18, 2024 at 7:06 AM
I bought some lemon and raspberry juice the other day. It's blue in colour, just like lemons and raspberries famously are.
hello butterfly app, I'm back to shitpost once more.
October 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
hello butterfly app, I'm back to shitpost once more.
Happy straight man shopping day everyone!
December 24, 2023 at 8:23 AM
Happy straight man shopping day everyone!
Surely a vegetarian chilli con carne should be a chilli sin carne.
October 3, 2023 at 10:48 AM
Surely a vegetarian chilli con carne should be a chilli sin carne.
Oh how I wish I was a crab.
October 3, 2023 at 8:53 AM
Oh how I wish I was a crab.
Hit that skwiddlyskwoobop
September 25, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Hit that skwiddlyskwoobop
It just occurred to me, Halsin is a bear in both uses of the word...
September 19, 2023 at 4:38 PM
It just occurred to me, Halsin is a bear in both uses of the word...
If you have a burger that doesn't come with cheese and you add your own cheese. Have you cheesed the burger?
September 19, 2023 at 11:34 AM
If you have a burger that doesn't come with cheese and you add your own cheese. Have you cheesed the burger?
A friend was talking about Dragonball, I know nothing about Dragonball so when UI Goku came up my brain defaulted to User Interface Goku.
September 19, 2023 at 10:42 AM
A friend was talking about Dragonball, I know nothing about Dragonball so when UI Goku came up my brain defaulted to User Interface Goku.
I really need to remember I have this account so I can shitpost more.
September 19, 2023 at 10:32 AM
I really need to remember I have this account so I can shitpost more.
Found a level 69 Slugma going through the S/V DLC.
Naturally, being the mature adult I am, I spent 5 minutes laughing about it.
Naturally, being the mature adult I am, I spent 5 minutes laughing about it.
September 13, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Found a level 69 Slugma going through the S/V DLC.
Naturally, being the mature adult I am, I spent 5 minutes laughing about it.
Naturally, being the mature adult I am, I spent 5 minutes laughing about it.
It's so warm right now I feel like a cheese slice that's been left out on a counter top.
September 9, 2023 at 9:10 PM
It's so warm right now I feel like a cheese slice that's been left out on a counter top.
Here he is, the lad himself, Mewtwo.
September 9, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Here he is, the lad himself, Mewtwo.