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The Ice Axe 🧊🪓
@eisaxt.mountaineering.monster
Suburban #NAFO family guy. Think of Bluey's dad. Export Control Specialist, Fallschirmjäger & High Altitude Mountaineer. Sometimes I do 🇦🇺 - 🇩🇪 explainers. #MilSky
That's a one-off cost we already have with the LCT. All the F150s, Tundras and Rams already have to pay it. You also don't want to put light commercial trucks into the same bucket.

The goal is to make these emotional support vehicles less affordable for private use.
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mr Aftab Malik (Special Envoy to Combat Islamophobia) was originally intended to present his findings on Islamophobia in schools to the state and federal education ministers at the upcoming EMM.

Guess who got his time-slot.
#auspol
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Das ist schon eine bisschen übertriebene Kritik. Carlo's Buch ist doch eigentlich richtig gut, oder?

@carlomasala1.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
At one stage Australia needs to decide whether it wants to sit on the right or the left side of the table:

🇪🇺🇺🇦 🇺🇸🇷🇺

Who do we want to be? #auspol
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hello there 👋 I guess this is our reminder the danger noodle season has started.

(For the non-Aussies: This is an Eastern Brown Snake. It's in the top 3 of most deadliest or venomous snakes)
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The fundraiser just passed 2 million.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's definitely an Ode to Joy
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Scathing critique of the Aussie Social Media Ban by the German magazine "Der Spiegel". At the same time we've fuck all to protect kids from predatory gambling ads.

#auspol
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Gib mir mal die Schlämmkreide und ich mach Euch mal ein rosa Pony.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Turns out yesterday was my last day as a mono-citizen 🇦🇺🇩🇪
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
für ihre Kollegen, die am Ende checken, was McClane eigentlich geleistet hat. Letztlich geht's hier um die Weihnachtsklassiker von Familie und Wiedergutmachung.

Yippee ki-yay Motherfuckers & Merry Xmas 🎄🎅🎁
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oi!
Wenn hier noch einer behaupten Stirb Langsam sei kein Weihnachtsfilm, dann hol' ich meine MP5 aus'm Schrank!!!

Die Die Hard Filme drehen sich im Kern um Wiedergutmachung. Schon im ersten Teil von 1988 steht dieses Thema im Mittelpunkt: John McClane versucht nicht nur, seine Frau zu retten,

1/
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That's my type of humour 😎
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I need McDonald's Deutschland to have a serious conversation with Maccas Australia. #WTF

[I tagged both on insta: www.instagram.com/p/DRjAkQXEzmP/ ]
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
When things are escalating in the office
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's coming
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Und jetzt?
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Get ready 🎄
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Melbournian traffic engineers consider paint thinner a normal food group.

#Melbourne #bikeinfrastructure
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Credit where credit is due 🙌

Wrote an email to my local member that a construction crew put up 70 sign in a 40 school zone. By lunchtime these signs were moved and now a subbie faces serious questions about their paint thinner consumption.

That's what I call working for the community 👍
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You can make this shit up …

… but unfortunately in this timeline you don't have to 😬

[original reel @ IG alecwithpen]
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
PuBo!
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ist zwar ohne 🍍 aber manche Münchner wollen die Welt dennoch in Flammen sehen:
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Haben die dich schon wieder mit einer Brizza traumatisiert? Und wieso tut Carlo nichts dagegen?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sounds all delicious however the main thing is that they're gone.

#PeppaPigSucks
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM