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I'd argue he could kill the Cubs even more effectively if signed.
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'd argue he could kill the Cubs even more effectively if signed.
7:00 AM: wake up
7:05 AM: brush teeth
7:10 AM: check Boof Bobser’s FanGraphs page
7:25 AM: work out
7:05 AM: brush teeth
7:10 AM: check Boof Bobser’s FanGraphs page
7:25 AM: work out
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
7:00 AM: wake up
7:05 AM: brush teeth
7:10 AM: check Boof Bobser’s FanGraphs page
7:25 AM: work out
7:05 AM: brush teeth
7:10 AM: check Boof Bobser’s FanGraphs page
7:25 AM: work out
Classic Merv!
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Classic Merv!
You failed. Resign.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You failed. Resign.
It appears he gains strength from Jonas Brother music.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It appears he gains strength from Jonas Brother music.
A theoretical Mayor Sliwa would die of sleep deprivation after attending 46 consecutive parades in his first week.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A theoretical Mayor Sliwa would die of sleep deprivation after attending 46 consecutive parades in his first week.
"No, mom, they didn't teach this at Syracuse!"
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"No, mom, they didn't teach this at Syracuse!"
Do we call that “pulling a Duensing”?
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Do we call that “pulling a Duensing”?
I have finally found my Halloween costume. Thank you.
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have finally found my Halloween costume. Thank you.
Definitely in the top 15 yesterday
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Definitely in the top 15 yesterday
Kazuhiro returns to make it two unlikely closers named Sasaki in the postseason.
October 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Kazuhiro returns to make it two unlikely closers named Sasaki in the postseason.
If it’s not too burnt, you could probably still eat that calzone.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If it’s not too burnt, you could probably still eat that calzone.
Yet another casualty of the Rav4th inning.
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yet another casualty of the Rav4th inning.
"Yuniesky". Baseball needs more mononyms.
September 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Yuniesky". Baseball needs more mononyms.
Game 4 of the 2016 NLDS. That ninth inning was surreal.
August 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Game 4 of the 2016 NLDS. That ninth inning was surreal.
Me (looking at the AL Side): not a good year for Suarez.
Me (looking at the NL Side): really nice year for Suarez!
Me (looking at the NL Side): really nice year for Suarez!
August 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me (looking at the AL Side): not a good year for Suarez.
Me (looking at the NL Side): really nice year for Suarez!
Me (looking at the NL Side): really nice year for Suarez!
Here's to one more season of not being old!
July 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Here's to one more season of not being old!
Might be the worst fact checking article of all time. Congrats.
July 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Might be the worst fact checking article of all time. Congrats.
I told my wife I was excited for the Rooker-Stowers showdown and now my family is staging an intervention.
July 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I told my wife I was excited for the Rooker-Stowers showdown and now my family is staging an intervention.
Our generation’s “I have a dream”
July 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Our generation’s “I have a dream”
I thought Pat McAfee spoke quite eloquently about it at the press conference today…
July 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I thought Pat McAfee spoke quite eloquently about it at the press conference today…
Before pace of play changes, players were known to take power naps during the game.
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Before pace of play changes, players were known to take power naps during the game.
Deke Van agrees!
June 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Deke Van agrees!