Found the perfect window of time at the fair! 15:30 on a Friday afternoon: all the early birds have flown, Brad & Ashley are still picking out threads for their turkey-leg-eating, Ferris-wheel-canoodling date, and the teenagers are allergic to sunlight.

The Big Bosses: Alright, team. The packaging is squishy and weird on this one, but it’s efficient. What do we call it?

Marketing people who get paid more than me, probably: “Meat chub”

Of course Florida would boil the ocean.

iPool. I have an inner tube. Grilled hot dogs. Potato salad. Wine. Chips n queso. So much sunshine. Laughing kids. People all about being chill. Happy.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

First post! Very slowly getting the lay of the land. Great to see familiar faces! I’m also tooling about on Medium.

If you’re in the States, stay safe over the 4th. If you’re *not* in the States, enjoy your week free of explosions for fun 🫠