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Eira Major
@eiramajor.bsky.social
Writer of novels, creator of audio dramas, custodian of cats. Currently on the hunt for a literary agent. AKA @hangingsloth.bsky.social ! He/they 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
I say just. It's been a couple of months which isn't that long but I'm already chewing the walls.
November 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM
having just finished writing Gay Robin Hood, I'm feeling like, I want to not be in the Middle Ages anymore but I'm still feeling pretty drawn to historical stuff. half the things I've sketched out are very Victoriana which would be fun!! Still not sold entirely on them yet though.
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 PM
thank u for this news
November 27, 2024 at 2:02 PM
He’s a nasty crime boy who punches for fun and knocks things down because he can’t accurately approximate his size. I love him. He is a terror.
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Last but not least is Rupert. Everyone’s mum loves him. He smells horrific but looks gorgeous from a distance. He screams if you don’t hold him like a baby once every few hours. He thinks he’s the main character of the world and he might be right.
November 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Sibling number three but spiritually The Baby, Ceridwen is either a cat or some kind of Gollum creature. We’re not sure. She has lived a charmed life and wants for nothing but has terrible vision and so is very wary. Her personality is best surmised as ‘I’m just a baby 🥺’. Most guests never see her.
November 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Next in line, but at the bottom of the pecking order despite being massive and incredibly hench is Jiji. He was VERY tiny when we got him. His hobbies include chewing cardboard, eating bugs, falling off furniture, and biting his siblings on the head. He is not popular with them but humans adore him.
November 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Introducing The Squad, too.

This is Nimbus, she’s the eldest and the Boss. She’s extremely beautiful and does not like to be pet, with a few exceptions. I’ve never known a cat so adept at exasperation. She has cat IBS and she’s not very brave about it. She might be Marie Antoinette reincarnated.
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM