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Eileen Oz
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i like dogs
and puppies
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how to ride buses for free in NYC

Colin Jost - SNL
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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good morning 😂

An NHS leaflet providing illustrated guidance on resuming sexual activity after hip replacement surgery,
The document advises delaying intercourse for six to eight weeks and suggests safe positions to prevent joint strain.
a screen capture of a tweet with an image showing a hospital patient grasping an NHS pamphlet titled "safe sexual positions following a hip replacement" with the comment above the image saying "Agnes, 78, from Leeds says she was just focused on getting home and having a nice cup of tea"
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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worst customer service response I've seen for a while

Dr Peter Stone, Bureau of Meteorology's acting Chief Executive Officer responds to complaints regarding
BOM new web design
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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just for you
a whole fish head with eyes staring out from between two slices of white bread with a bit of green parsley
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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we don't care
potato cakes forever!!!!
picture of a take away menu with potato cake at 2.50 listed
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Christopher Chung and gary oldman as Roddy ho and Jackson lamb in slow horses tv show
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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my mistake this is the new capital city page
a difficult to read white page of "major cities" not "capital cities" which scrolls over two screens and is harder to read at a glance
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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the bureau of meteorology australia has lost the plot
the new @bom_au site is not useful

old vs new

I hope the children playing at bom put things back the way they found them before they go home tonight

@windjunky.bsky.social
a colour coded well laid out page with lots of useful weather info and links a white page with over sized fonts with lots of vaguely worded links but no useful weather info
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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this is what l get when l try to navigate to "warnings and alerts" for victoria
bom changes are the worst
over sized page titled "warnings and alerts" with a list of warnings for nsw
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color brown 🤎
1960s Tarzan Ron Ely standing on a wooden jetty by a large river grasping a long pole, starinto the distance and looking elegant in nothing more than a tiny brown loincloth
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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ergonomic travel neck pillow with faux fur lining

Sabrina Carpenter snl
a smiling sabrina carpenter on a sales show with two others. She is spruiking a deluxe pink neck pillow and has just lifted it up to show the bonus with brown faux fur surround, the two others look shocked because coincidentally the pale pink pillow looks remarkably like a ladies vag.... it's an snl skit
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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It's Saturday Night somewhere

Post something hot... 🔥 🖤
Actor Alexander Skarsgard smiling and wearing Ludovic de Saint Sernin outfit which consists of black leather pants, a sleeveless white business shirt and black leather tie he looks hot
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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good morning 📍
a smiling boy in a park holding a long string with a grotesque helium balloon effigy of Donald trump's head, the post has the words good morning and a pin emoji to help prick the air out of that windbag
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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terrifying 🎈 😱 😃

Halloween 2025
October 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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a stroke of genius using the frosted modesty glass for the shower 😂
a modern bedroom with a glass ensuite bathroom opposite the bed. The shower section has frosted glass. However, the basin and toilet are surrounded by clear glass and sit directly facing the bed allowing a full uninterrupted view of anyone using this amenity. it is an insane set up!
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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steve martin and martin short serenade diane keaton

the way you look tonight ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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diane keaton

first wives club 1996
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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the Gunn was jammed

peacemaker s2 finale 🧜‍♂️
picture of peacemaker with eaglie's head pokng over his shoulder. with the words - what are your thoughts on peacemaker s2 finale? and two answers answer 1. the Gunn was jammed answer 2. he wears his suit for exactly one episode btw, and we never see it or the helmets again.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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sunday here but..
Its Saturday Night!

Post something hot... 🖤
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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pretty
seven little blue eyed round cheeked gumnut babies with gumnut caps peering over pale green gum leaves creator - may gibbs
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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depends on where you live 😂
over yellow and green budgies perched on long thin tree branches photo from birdlife.org.au photo by Toni-Moran-Budgie Budgerigar - BirdLife Australia
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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current debate on reddit

"My husband is mildly infuriated that I open a banana from the antenna side!He says it should be opened from the other side like monkeys.

How do you open a banana?
A. Antenna side
B. Butt side"

- this post has 12,000 likes and 4,000 replies 😂
a picture of a banana with an A for antenna at the pointy stalk end and a B for bottom at the other end of the banana
September 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Post something random or have an awful October
a closeup of a fish tank containing six gawping brownish fish of varying sizes all staring at you with their mouths agape.
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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this post deserves more love
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM