eileen
@eileenjoyyy.bsky.social
Poet, artist, general goof
No longer being stalked by the weinermobile
No longer being stalked by the weinermobile
The children know about new slang and the grinch meal
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The children know about new slang and the grinch meal
The IT guy came to fix my internet and I watched him struggle to decide which of my bookmarks to use to test it (MUGSHOTS? SPARS? SATISFACTION?)
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The IT guy came to fix my internet and I watched him struggle to decide which of my bookmarks to use to test it (MUGSHOTS? SPARS? SATISFACTION?)
If walgreens was a person. would you fuck them
September 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If walgreens was a person. would you fuck them
yikes! my dad is texting q's about fb and I dont even what he's referring to....
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
yikes! my dad is texting q's about fb and I dont even what he's referring to....
Every time I hear a weird noise in my new house I say oh loud "Oh that's just the ghoul." And then I repeat in a whisper "~°that's just the ghoul°~ Its doing wonders for me tbh
April 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Every time I hear a weird noise in my new house I say oh loud "Oh that's just the ghoul." And then I repeat in a whisper "~°that's just the ghoul°~ Its doing wonders for me tbh
Giving myself a tiny taste of torture by working a job that is 90% spreadsheets
April 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Giving myself a tiny taste of torture by working a job that is 90% spreadsheets
I truly always want to hear the song Sycamore by Bill Callahan. It's a little disease I have 😇
March 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I truly always want to hear the song Sycamore by Bill Callahan. It's a little disease I have 😇
Holding a tiny baby and asking "WHERE are your TEETH?"
February 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Holding a tiny baby and asking "WHERE are your TEETH?"
The Possession (Mixed media, 2025)
February 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Possession (Mixed media, 2025)
This is that Its all coming back to me now Sound Effect wind. Celine Dion ass wind
February 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is that Its all coming back to me now Sound Effect wind. Celine Dion ass wind
Obsessed with how yoga teachers are always telling me to find my breath when I'm barely clinging to life in their class 😘
February 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Obsessed with how yoga teachers are always telling me to find my breath when I'm barely clinging to life in their class 😘
Me at work: I looooove spreadsheet I looove database
Me at home: what's a computer
Me at home: what's a computer
February 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me at work: I looooove spreadsheet I looove database
Me at home: what's a computer
Me at home: what's a computer
Expecting me??? A wretched little creature??? to work past 3pm??? Must be evil!
January 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Expecting me??? A wretched little creature??? to work past 3pm??? Must be evil!
Always mere inches away from making a twilight reference on the internet
January 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Always mere inches away from making a twilight reference on the internet
Humbled by the dances of tik tok tbh
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Humbled by the dances of tik tok tbh
Going to a function? Nice
Leaving a function early? Niceeee
Leaving a function early? Niceeee
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Going to a function? Nice
Leaving a function early? Niceeee
Leaving a function early? Niceeee
January Moodboard hiiiiiii
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
January Moodboard hiiiiiii