@eija4.bsky.social
Hey DJ, Play “gasolina” at this Chabad function
March 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hey DJ, Play “gasolina” at this Chabad function
Dang they un-banger-ed the white lotus theme song for s3
February 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dang they un-banger-ed the white lotus theme song for s3
“Emilia Pérez” is the movie equivalent of giving a rich dude a chance to draw a picture and he hands you back a stick figure drawing, and everyone around you thinks it’s the greatest work of art since the Mona Lisa
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Emilia Pérez” is the movie equivalent of giving a rich dude a chance to draw a picture and he hands you back a stick figure drawing, and everyone around you thinks it’s the greatest work of art since the Mona Lisa
Pro of today: Eagles in Super Bowl!
Con of today: Chiefs in Super Bowl 😭
Con of today: Chiefs in Super Bowl 😭
January 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pro of today: Eagles in Super Bowl!
Con of today: Chiefs in Super Bowl 😭
Con of today: Chiefs in Super Bowl 😭
The Brutalist commentary from the people sitting behind us: “where’s the vision? What’s going to happen?” Lmao he’s gonna build a building like what
January 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Brutalist commentary from the people sitting behind us: “where’s the vision? What’s going to happen?” Lmao he’s gonna build a building like what
Bro can you snap a pic of me and my girl in front of the gate assignment screens at JFK?
January 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Bro can you snap a pic of me and my girl in front of the gate assignment screens at JFK?
Everyone comes to my Bluesky for my movie reviews, so here’s my review of “A Simple Favor” (2018): it’s as if a really uncool person tried to write a movie about cool people
December 31, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Everyone comes to my Bluesky for my movie reviews, so here’s my review of “A Simple Favor” (2018): it’s as if a really uncool person tried to write a movie about cool people
Vibes in 2025: walking with my hand out like Nosferatu
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Vibes in 2025: walking with my hand out like Nosferatu
@rebfudge.bsky.social just called me “fishy on the inside” help????
December 28, 2024 at 2:50 PM
@rebfudge.bsky.social just called me “fishy on the inside” help????
Hey siri, find me a Groupon to go to a Soviet era sauna infused with radon (yummy) in Tajikistan
December 23, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Hey siri, find me a Groupon to go to a Soviet era sauna infused with radon (yummy) in Tajikistan
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I don't know that I've ever heard a better idea than bagels.
December 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I don't know that I've ever heard a better idea than bagels.
Back at it again with the #minimetro content!!!! Today’s city: Tashkent
December 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Back at it again with the #minimetro content!!!! Today’s city: Tashkent
Why do you think Santa Claus chose the pole with bears and not the one with penguins?
December 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Why do you think Santa Claus chose the pole with bears and not the one with penguins?
Just watched “The Holidate” (2020). @netflix.com can I have 1.75 hrs of my one precious life back?
December 17, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Just watched “The Holidate” (2020). @netflix.com can I have 1.75 hrs of my one precious life back?
My breakfast of champions, courtesy of my break room: a Diet Coke and a lollipop
December 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
My breakfast of champions, courtesy of my break room: a Diet Coke and a lollipop
My new daily game realbirdfakebird.com
December 16, 2024 at 12:52 PM
My new daily game realbirdfakebird.com
Pronouncing “bichon frise” like “bitchin freeze” from now on
December 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Pronouncing “bichon frise” like “bitchin freeze” from now on
Don’t text, starting the GOMAD diet tomorrow (Gallon Of Milk A Day)
December 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Don’t text, starting the GOMAD diet tomorrow (Gallon Of Milk A Day)
The friendship you have with your local pub trivia host is immutable, love you Alex
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
The friendship you have with your local pub trivia host is immutable, love you Alex
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Hey Marcia are you walking alone because you’re a fucking loser?
December 10, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Hey Marcia are you walking alone because you’re a fucking loser?
Some quotes from Kieran Culkin with no context from “A Real Pain”:
-“Grandma slapped me once.”
-“Blork!”
-“That’s a tall building.”
Fabulous movie, no notes.
-“Grandma slapped me once.”
-“Blork!”
-“That’s a tall building.”
Fabulous movie, no notes.
December 10, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Some quotes from Kieran Culkin with no context from “A Real Pain”:
-“Grandma slapped me once.”
-“Blork!”
-“That’s a tall building.”
Fabulous movie, no notes.
-“Grandma slapped me once.”
-“Blork!”
-“That’s a tall building.”
Fabulous movie, no notes.
What’s everyone’s college DJ name? I would be DJ Acorn
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
What’s everyone’s college DJ name? I would be DJ Acorn
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my hand skin is NOT ready for this
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 AM
my hand skin is NOT ready for this
I’m almost done with my sandwich, sorry if anyone wanted a bite
December 7, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I’m almost done with my sandwich, sorry if anyone wanted a bite
If I see even one more Spotify wrapped thing, I will be yeeting my phone into the Arctic Sea
December 4, 2024 at 2:51 PM
If I see even one more Spotify wrapped thing, I will be yeeting my phone into the Arctic Sea