you know when something just consumes your life and you genuinely cannot imagine ever not thinking about it every waking second, and then all of a sudden it's 15 years later and you casually bring it up to someone and lol about it because a song came on that reminded you of the situation
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you know when something just consumes your life and you genuinely cannot imagine ever not thinking about it every waking second, and then all of a sudden it's 15 years later and you casually bring it up to someone and lol about it because a song came on that reminded you of the situation
Somebody just came in and was confused/put off that this public library is not participating in Small Business Saturday promotions
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Somebody just came in and was confused/put off that this public library is not participating in Small Business Saturday promotions
My mother and i spent a lovely time this week hating on the Ugly Christmas Sweater Industrial Complex
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My mother and i spent a lovely time this week hating on the Ugly Christmas Sweater Industrial Complex
hmmm, a brit insulted american food and then called us a bunch of sensitive cunts when we reacted? must be a day ending in y on the ol' webz
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
hmmm, a brit insulted american food and then called us a bunch of sensitive cunts when we reacted? must be a day ending in y on the ol' webz
right now i'm listening to my body telling me i need to stock up on calories for the winter ahead
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
right now i'm listening to my body telling me i need to stock up on calories for the winter ahead
eating a large holiday meal midafternoon is just the convenient stopover to the real treat: holiday leftovers at 7pm when you're still full but not completely bursting
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
eating a large holiday meal midafternoon is just the convenient stopover to the real treat: holiday leftovers at 7pm when you're still full but not completely bursting
someone came in and requested 'pictures of animals in winter clothing. BUT NOT CARTOONS'
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
someone came in and requested 'pictures of animals in winter clothing. BUT NOT CARTOONS'
Current mental state of the community:80 year old patrons are cutting strugglebangs
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Current mental state of the community:80 year old patrons are cutting strugglebangs
Debating bringing the butter i need for a recipe into bed with me so it'll soften by the morning
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Debating bringing the butter i need for a recipe into bed with me so it'll soften by the morning
2026 TOURNAMENT OF BOOKS LONGLIST DROPPED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.tournamentofbooks.com/the-year-in-...
www.tournamentofbooks.com/the-year-in-...
The 2026 Long List — The Tournament of Books
Literary bloodsport approaches! As we narrow down our shortlist of Tournament competitors, here are the 70 works of fiction in consideration from this year.
www.tournamentofbooks.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
2026 TOURNAMENT OF BOOKS LONGLIST DROPPED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.tournamentofbooks.com/the-year-in-...
www.tournamentofbooks.com/the-year-in-...
among other things my in-laws are overhead-lights-and-shades-drawn-in-daytime house dwellers so here i am back relishing in NATURAL LIGHT and LAMPS
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
among other things my in-laws are overhead-lights-and-shades-drawn-in-daytime house dwellers so here i am back relishing in NATURAL LIGHT and LAMPS
There's one place i can see a use for ai: making competitive cheer 'music'
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There's one place i can see a use for ai: making competitive cheer 'music'
I heard the story this weekend of a time when my husband was like 7 and he kept getting in the way of his mother setting up for an event at their synagogue so she put him on a bus (alone?) to nyc to see the lubavitcher rebbe?
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I heard the story this weekend of a time when my husband was like 7 and he kept getting in the way of his mother setting up for an event at their synagogue so she put him on a bus (alone?) to nyc to see the lubavitcher rebbe?
s/o to the tsa supervisor at raleigh/durham just doin' the wordle
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
s/o to the tsa supervisor at raleigh/durham just doin' the wordle
Watching freakier friday and physically recoiling at the chad michael murray appearance
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Watching freakier friday and physically recoiling at the chad michael murray appearance
Why did my month-old gag about keytar bear breach containment
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why did my month-old gag about keytar bear breach containment
My MIL told me she was not allowed to take her shoes off in the house growing up. As soon as she got dressed in the morning, outdoor shoes went on, and stayed on until bed
I just...my in-laws should be studied.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My MIL told me she was not allowed to take her shoes off in the house growing up. As soon as she got dressed in the morning, outdoor shoes went on, and stayed on until bed
A favorite crappy food of mine is watery buffet scrambled eggs- the kind you pour out from a carton. It reminds me of weekend hungover brunches in my college dining hall
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A favorite crappy food of mine is watery buffet scrambled eggs- the kind you pour out from a carton. It reminds me of weekend hungover brunches in my college dining hall
Which soft science would study a multigenerational familial relationship? Sociology?
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Which soft science would study a multigenerational familial relationship? Sociology?
HELP I cannot stop my boss from making a horrendous and unpopular decision that will make all of our jobs harder and the general public unhappier (her defense: she made up a guy to meet the nonexistent needs of)
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
HELP I cannot stop my boss from making a horrendous and unpopular decision that will make all of our jobs harder and the general public unhappier (her defense: she made up a guy to meet the nonexistent needs of)
I have a new pair of tights on and they're about half an inch too short
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I have a new pair of tights on and they're about half an inch too short
nobody wants your encyclopedias! nobody wants your ten-year-old textbooks! nobody wants your friend's late mother's paperbacks! gah! go away!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
nobody wants your encyclopedias! nobody wants your ten-year-old textbooks! nobody wants your friend's late mother's paperbacks! gah! go away!!!!
so we're going down to another state to visit SIL and her family but SIL...won't even be there? she has a ~concert~ to attend
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
so we're going down to another state to visit SIL and her family but SIL...won't even be there? she has a ~concert~ to attend
There's an Italian gymnast sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano and there are great ad spreads of her flippin' around with giant wheels of cheese
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's an Italian gymnast sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano and there are great ad spreads of her flippin' around with giant wheels of cheese
can't believe it's been two years since 'maybe they eat takeout all the time because they don't own bowls'
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
can't believe it's been two years since 'maybe they eat takeout all the time because they don't own bowls'